Television & Film

Like Alien, Divergent, 3%, whatever. Just so long as there is weird stuff or people trapped in a weird area.

Alien 2 on Earth!

Not sure if it counts but Screamers is probably the best straight to video movie I've ever seen

Hellraiser, deep red, at midnight I'll take your soul, or some other deep deep oldie films. I really do like horror and I've seen a good amount I'm always looking for a underappreciated over looked classic

Star Wars: Episode I - the Nigger Menace

Battlefield Earth.

Please tell me this is a joke, first a nigger and now a ginger, just hope he quits after 1 season, plus Doctor Who changing lead roles every few months is devaluing the franchise and making it much less watchable... If the actors are playing musical chairs and do not respect Dr Who, why should the fans stay loyal...

No fucks I don't like that jerk.

Two words, SHIT, sorry just one word sorry.

I don't watch Doctor Who anymore.

Ever heard of that show V? Think of those aliens, reptilians, which I have a slight fetish for. I just don't want to pull a robin maxwell..

Who is that?

>>2
A human chick who got knocked up by one of the visitors (reptilians) by not playing it safe

What's gonna happen?

If there is no training montage I will be very disappointed.

Also Luke kill. Or maybe not. Depends on how good Hamill is at negotiating. He might want the cash from an appearance in another movie.

My preference would be Luke goes dark, kills off that sperg Kylo, becomes main bad guy for film three. They're not going to do that though because that would be fun and Hollywood is no fun allowed.

>>43
Luke going dark would be ideal, but Hollywood these days go way to safe and would never let that happen.

Luke will be needed in future episodes.. no reason he can't pull a Yoda and old master offering advice well into his 80-90's...

The biggest link is how the sith will return and how new jedi will come to be, even including grey ones that go both sides depending on circumstance. Kylo in my opinion was used to bring back a real sith from the force. Rey I am pretty much accepting is a Kenobi. Maybe a off spring of the Emperor who was never talked about would be the proper age to lead a sith return.

kylo ren and mary sue rematch. this time kylo ren cuts off her hand. or vice versa, whatever. the last movie kylo ren is revealed to be good and just was evil to beat the empire or republic or whatever its called.

>>43
he will die and then reappear in episode 9 as a force ghost

kylo ren

they cant even be consistent with his scar. all thats left of star wars is garbage.

Nothing wrong with gay or gay cinema

http://www.out.com/entertainment/2017/3/31/premiere-grindr-inspired-short-examines-being-3214-feet-away-disturbed-ex

All cinema is gay.

Thread to discuss the actor Tom Hiddleston.

you look like you're about to do a film theory episode

Kek Tom Hiddleston "Too Smug" To Play James Bond.

http://www.contactmusic.com/james-bond/news/tom-hiddleston-too-smug-play-james-bond_5640654

Shia LaBeouf's 'Man Down' sells 3 tickets in UK release earning $26.

How could a show only selling three tickets actually "earn" anything? No way you're breaking even with three ticket sales after you've hired a venue and set it up with sound equipment.

gee this sounds like a job for /nrepol/
what is the formula for the rate of profit over 1 week

this Pearl Mackie rubs me up the wrong way! i'm also sick of the bbc's political agenda with this programme, too many queers, blacks other abnormals present as normal.

I'm watching zombieland on syfy and the main character reminded me of you guys. Do you want to kill yourself yet?

The man is an American Legend and its time for /tele/ to pay him and his body of work some respect.

Are you excited for Indiana Jones 5? I can't wait to see Ford play Indy again. Loved him in Crystal Skull and that's an underrated movie imo.

Crystal Skull was a nonsensical joyride. Sure, it was absolutely retarded, but it was an absolute blast to sit through... as for 5... I simply hope they continue with the absurd.

>>2
The warehouse scene of Indy 4 was great and I liked the idea of the ancient alien theory.

Why not include that anyway? Lots of people believe in ancient aliens and it makes sense to have that in an Indiana Jones movie. If you have played the Indy games you will know how supernatural things get.

Don't you know it's current year? Didn't you know that it's only racist, cultural appropriation and "insert color washing" if White people do it? It's completely OK if other people do it. It's also racist if White people don't make movies for other races in White owned movie studios. Also if White people dare to give movie awards created by White people for White people it's also racist.

Also all White people are white supremacists. After all it's 2017.

In this movie some meth heads are going to deliver drugs and hits a badger with their car, then they rescue the badger and put him in the back, after a while he wakes up and attacking the bag of drugs and consumes some.

Surely I'm not the only one that would fuck Amy "Tumour" Schumer out of spite/hate fuck?

>>24
Sure do, fat chicks should swing from a noose, but they'd break the rope/tree branch

https://i.imgur.com/mgsLzXO.jpg

i got her sex tape

does anyone happen to have that big ass paragraph someone posted about this cunt last night? it was made of premium keks

>>28
Thats some rando hogbeast

>>5
It really isn't

"I've Z'darred in a lot of films. You've probably never heard of them."

I finally got around to watching this movie and I am absolutely baffled as to why (seemingly) everybody hated it. I fucking loved it. It was so fucking cool, I felt like a kid again watching it, I was in awe at Superman using his powers, at Batman's incredibly badass fight choreography, just everything about this movie was so goddamn enjoyable. Not to mention absolutely awesome to look at.

So seriously, why the fuck did everybody hate it? Does anybody else here like it or am I the only one?

to be clear I'm not some comic book fanboy, I've always loved superheroes though, but yeah. maybe if I had been a comic nerd I would have hated it? idk

I collected comics in the late 80's including The Dark Knight graphic novel. It changes how comics were perceived and there was an explosion of independent black and white comics then. I really liked this film probably because I've been anticipating for decades and with technology it came to be along with other comic superhero films. CGI should never supersede a good story and I though the story was good.

>>1
Was a great movie man. I enjoyed it very much and excited for the rest. What happens these days with social media is everyone reads bullshit reviews and wants to be part of the in crowd and jump on the social media opinion bandwagon to feel like they fit in. Know what I'm talking about? So large movie companies know this and use this. Disney spent a lot of money having the bad reviews posted everywhere before the movie even came out. Naturally people can't think for themselves so they adopt the same opinion. Even after going to watch the movie. Some people who aren't familiar with these movies had no idea what was going on really but those who are fans like me watched it 7 or 8 times in one week.

>>3
I thought the pacing was fine....and it is a comic book movie, meant for action and visual appeal. It did that very well.

>>5
I know exactly what you're talking about, I was actually just thinking about this recently in regards to social media in general, how certain things become "popular" or "cool" and then fucking everybody is talking about them because they want to be included, even if they didn't give a shit about it yesterday. Everybody just wants to be in the cool/popular group. It's like fucking high school. I mean things have always been that way obviously, but the point is that with social media it has been magnified a LOT. I really think this sort of thing is ruining our society, but that's a whole other topic to rant about.

It's not an awful or even a bad movie, it's just not great. For super / batman standards that wasn't good enough and people were pissed.

One flaw I can think of is that the characters and tone from the comic books were not respected, they're much more dark. I liked it though as it is a change.

The fact so many people diss it is because they jump on the bandwagon, if you look at it from what it actually is, it's not even bad.

Moonlight was the best picture of the year. La La Land is hot garbage. Giving it to La La Land and switching it to Moonlight was like a beautiful redemption. I never felt so shitty then so good is such a short span of time.

Why would I be mad that some black guys won the Annual Hollywood Circlejerk? I'm just surprised they won over LaLaLand, considering that was the sloppiest blowjob to "Golden Era" film I've ever seen.

Mat Pat of Youtube channels Game Theory and Film Theory has started going full SJW.

His latest video on Film Theory has been getting a ton of hate in the comments.

Anyone with an account to comment should go over there and share some love, or hate. Lots of SJW tears and concern trolling going on.

>>1
He literally cites Jezebel as a source in the video and instructs people on how not to be offensive in jokes like the Alt-Right Internet Nazi PewDiePie.

>>2
I would so like to see the number of dislikes reach the number of likes.

Well this will be intresting

When did you stop watching The Walking Dead?

>>1
Skipped seasons 3 and 4, resumed and finished 5 now waiting for 6 to be done

>>62
O nvm, I was wrong I guess it just takes place in earlier times, I mean notice there is hardly any form of new tech in the comics.

>>64
He lied about a lot of his credentials because he's a pussy and broken easily. It was at obvious at the end that him and Dwight will plan an escape and meet up with the alliance.

>>66
Amazon buy a graphic novel, not comics too expensive and hard to keep in order.
Graphic novels are bigger (like issues 1-5 or something like that)

>>1
I stopped liking it when they kept doing dumb things so around s02 i guess. Kept watching for the gore but finally quit after a few eps this season.

Turns out that La La Land was too white to win this years Oscar.

We all know why this film "Moonlight" won. If it was a few years ago it would have been La La Land, but it's "too white" now, for the special snowflake Academy Awards, The 89th Academy Awards ceremony will also be remember as the year blacks got a free pass on awards, in 10 years time no one will remember "Moonlight" but everyone will remember "La La Land" as the film that was too white to win an Academy Award.

Warren said he saw the name, somethings not right. A guy had an envelope behind them I think? I don't think it was their fault.

I bet Donald Trump had a good laugh.....

Warren noticed that he had opened a card that made no sense, which is why he tried to find a delicate way to address it. By showing it to Faye, he was hoping that she would perhaps notice as well that the card was for "Best Actress". She did not, and announced "La La Land". This mix up had nothing to do with the presenters.

Between Adele breaking her well deserved Grammy in half to share with Beyoncé and tonight's total parody of an Oscars, what is the purpose anymore of having awards shows? Evidently these people are all the best of everything just because they are present. Standing ovations all around for earning a ton of money, wearing free designer clothes and jewellery, and somehow being super smart about politics. These actors are really superhuman. Maybe I should become a Scientologist and realise my true potential. fuck it.

Movie filmed with film camera invented by white people, audio recorded with microphones invented by white people, holding up award named after white man, speech delivered using white mans language and texted using white mans alphabets AND last but not least dressing up in Victorian Era white mans clothes.

ONLY thing in that movie which isn't created by white people is the black man inside those white peoples clothes.