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I have a neighbour who has been stalking me. He watches me through his window when I go swimming in my parents pool. He is always lurking over our bordering fence. I thought it was sweet at first but it's getting worse, I've seen him with binoculars and a camera. I'm scared because my family are leaving this summer and I'm going to be alone at home for 2 months. What do I do? I took of him today peeping over the fence.

Is this a porn scene script?
Cause it sounds like a porn scene script

If you live in florida I'll take care of him for you for a handy

>>1
Start stalking him. Always have a camera and take notes when you see him. Make sure he never feels alone.

Do you live in Palm Beach Gardens?

threaten him with police? Fucking autists these days....

RedCream is the Zodiac Killer

>>10
Why does everyone hate Matt Miller?

>>11
nice dubs.

Did he kill Ben?

RedCream said the holocaust was fake. Never happened. One day you'll figure out how evil the Jews really are. They control the media thats why you think all that shit happened. It didn't, is RedCream fake news?

There never was a story more full of woe than of fair Juliet and her romeo

You guys know it's true.

Discord?

>>4
....Not the fag you're talking to but you're honestly making a pretty strong case. I get sick of the shit on here in general. I used to shitpost all day every day but I'm too old for that shit. I'm just here for the conversation on assorted topics and general non-shitposting.

>>2
There have never been golden days you cunt

>>13
I started browsing in '11 and back then and through like '12 or '13 or so, /secert/ was fucking awesome. "/secert/ was never good" is an old meme but it isn't actually really true.

>>13
Shut the fuck up you fucking teenager. Are you unaware of the raids that went down over the years? The magnitude of shit that went down because of a fucking thread? Get the fuck out of here cesspool

It's not like my post are bad or shit like the other posts there, maybe i made the other threads look bad by using more that three world in a paragraph.

MODS

>>10
You actually took the time to type this, You're a fucking moron.

>>5
I have captured this dumbasses IP. Should I make it public and make his life more fun?

>>12
No since that is a rule violation. Report the one's posting Facebooks as they are also a violation. Doxxing is against the rules.

>>12
this thread is just too funny

>>8
I am 2 weeks in to this, but your advice is much appreciate thank you, arrays and loops are still new to me

>>10
pastebin com / w799PqSr

Here's your function with arrays and loops

be careful when using max and min with various nums. make sure that the sum = sum ass.

>>11
Thank you!

So I claimed a iPhone 7 from a large company never arrived, they refunded me and now they are investigating me. They said if I pay them back or give the iPhone back before tomorrow morning they'll close the case, and if I don't they will be contacting the police with the IMEI. I sold the phone on eBay a month back and I assume they are using the phone so the police could go to the owner of the phone and then to me.

Should I just give them back the £600 or risk the police won't give a shit about a phone?

Why should you worry about the police? Did you SE the phone?

>>1
They have the IMEI they sent you that you reported lost. Now that IMEI is being used.

They've already contacted the new owner of the phone and hes already told them you sold it.

>>2
i refunded it. if the police raid me and seize my devices im actually fucked and would probably just kms

We the People ask the Federal Government to Declare ANTIFA a Domestic Terrorist Organization.

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/we-people-ask-federal-government-declare-antifa-domestic-terrorist-organization

I mean, they are essentially ideological terrorists.

I don't care if you're left or right.

Anybody who uses the term triggered or snowflake when debating politics is an embarrassing cringe-god.

>>10
aw are you triggered snowflake?

>>10
Pretty much. Add to that list anyone who ever said obummer, nobama, drumpf, or any other variation of derogatory spellings. Dumbfucks.

>>11
Yes. I want honest, rational discussion. Not autistic toddlers flinging their shit at each other from either side of the playroom.

I miss /secert lounge/ it wasn't over run with faggots.

Not sure how old I gotta be to not be a newfag anymore but I arrived here this newyears. But yeah teach nibba.

No matter how many times I've tried to leave I always end up coming back.

Why are the new board full of cucks like 26cuck and cuckfinger, too many cucks for me.

>>1
Gamergate, Donald Trump, The Jews, The Refugee Crisis started by Obama and the Saudis, SJW lunacy exploited by the right wing because the left wing is pussified to deal with their idiots, people acting like sheeple and running to the cuckservatives who are no better than the libtards, instead of gender pronouns and no porn, its accept jesus and no porn.

>>1
We all got old, we all got tired, and then our identity was co-opted for political purposes.
That's all, mate. We're just...done.

So for all EDM listeners. Can you /lounge/rs help out on my research paper.

Assignment is to write a research paper on whatever topic and I chose EDM. I'll appreciate all help.

I need some sources whose site ends in .edu .net or .org. I can about any aspect of EDM (History, effects on people, industry, etc)

Very grateful guys. Thank you. I'll answer any questions.

>>10
Alright, will do. I'll watch this weekend. Thank you.

I did something similar in the past. I hope this helps

https://www.maldaredownload.org/Ghjedhur4&56hdc/dowloand.ddd

>>13

Site can't be reached.

Check link? Thanks.

>>1
Electro wars is a good documentary, focused mainly on the period around 2009 when EDM exploded out into the main stream. If you want a breif general outline of edms history i can fill you in

>>15
Alright fill me in. Any information is good.

BLUE > return to the past.

RED > go in the future.

CHOOSE ONE.

>>1
Blue
Before was better

>>15
kek

blue

go back to an era where I can have 50 wives and regularly fuck and cum in every one of them having like 500 kids and have a plantation take care of it

>>9
I'd buy about 10,000 worth of bitcoin. By now I'd be worth over 2 billion dollars with just that one transaction.

Invest in MS early on, or google or short the shit out of Enron or Bear Sterns at the right moment.

You may not know this, but bear sterns stock hit 1 penny, and people still could not sell it. But the govt. bought them out at 16 pennies per share. I could have bought millions of shares and gotten 16X return in under a month.

Knowing shit like that can make you a billionaire quicker than shit, anon.

Stay hungry, live now.

I've pretty much failed. https://i.imgur.com/P7wcD9Y.png

http://www.rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php

in my opinion the test consists of too many questions about physical coping methods (spinning, tilting, pressing on your eyes etc.) and not of enough thought process questions, especially regarding stress

>>26
Why would it be a joke?

>>27
Photoshop wizard requires timestamp item for quest photoshop.

I actually became friends with a black guy that literally is just a darker copy of me. We like the same movies, music, humor, everything.

>>30
I feel sorry for you.

give me one

Solid bamboozling going on here.

>>62
stopped reading there m8

We have reports of illegal dubs in the area. I'm gonna have to check your singles, sir.

>>1
don't do it. coming from someone who was on the edge before more than once. It's possible to get out of it.

>>1
I really wish my friends would stop killing themselves.

This is getting fucking stupid.

We all joke anons but please don't kys.

You can't begin to understand the hell u create for your friends and family.

Gave him shit when his truck broke down and i had to tow him off the highway yesterday.

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At a local park, I tried to steal an 11 year old boy's bicycle and ipad. I have decided to admit to this already. The boy (in picture), most likely trained in martial arts, fought back and wrapped his legs around my waist while he called the police with his free hands. I was restrained like this for a while, unable to escape and struggling to breathe. Admittingly, I punched his face a few times in an attempt to escape and knocked out his front tooth.

However, later I made it clear that I had submitted and was literally begging to be released. Instead he continued to squeeze and I sustained 2 cracked ribs. I could no longer contract my body upwards in a motion necessary for breathing and fell unconscious, also losing control of my bladder. A passerby initially thought we were father and son playing rough, but then noticed the smell and the fact that I was not moving (as she tells it) and thankfully told the boy to let go before serious injury could occur.

There are several other false allegations against me that I won't get in to, but these are the facts of the case. We're currently negotiating a deal outside of the courts and that will likely be accepted soon. However, I wanted to know whether I have a chance of winning a counter-sue. I briefly brought it up with my lawyer before and he said there was no chance as he is a small and scrawny kid, a foot shorter and I'm told is only 60lbs so the judge would be unlikely to see him as anything other than the victim. May I have a second opinion on whether I have a chance with a counter sue here?

1) Battery: I believe he went beyond self defense as he was squeezing even after I was unconscious and had relieved myself which he must have been aware of.

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>>15
It would be a suit, not a counter-suit. One can not counter-sue in criminal court.

The ignorance in this thread is layers-thick.

>>1
Thank you OP. It's great to see a fucking asshole nigger thief get what he deserves.

Make sure you hire a lawyer. Pay his entire retainer. Then lose the case to "self defense in an attempt to rob with intent" and "attempted assault" and "crime against a minor", etc.

Frankly, you're lucky I'm not the prosecutor. I'd charge you with 18 different things, convict you on about 7, and make sure you aren't eligible for probation for at least 6 years.

And I could do it. Scum shouldn't mingle with human beings.

>>17
>>12
Are you denying that you are mentally ill?

>>17
A 28 year old man couldn't break the grip of a 60 lb 11 yr old boy?

Just kys now before they fuck you over in court, you're gonna get rail roaded

you deserved it nigger. i broke law once and i will remember it to the end of my life. just don't brake laws

I gotta write something about Argentine for tomorrow, I should talk about people's life, politics and general social stuff. All I've found is bullshit about tourism, history and stuff that i don't need, /lounge/ is my last hope, please help me spanishfags (you can also write in spanish if you like)

Trolls will be ignored

¿Cuál es la mejor universidad del mundo? Aerolineas Argentinas.

¿Por qué? Porque en Argentina son barrenderos, cajeros de banco o secretarias y cuando llegan al exterior son directores de cine, profesores de literatura o psicoanalistas.

give kmkore info >>1, whatr the fuck do you have to write? how long? nigga what the fuck

>>15
Ese chiste siempre recibe respuesta.

Un argentino le dice a otro:
- Fijáte ché, cómo es cierto que Dios es muy humilde, según dicen las Escrituras.
- Mirá que nació en Belén pudiendo haberlo hecho en Buenos Aires.

>>1
Argentinian girls are the most egocentric bitches i ever met, uruguayans are the same as hot but 1000 times more approachable and 100000000 times less dramatic

I need to know, man!

>>1
France voting for Macron.

>>4
datfeel.jpeg

>>1
"I don't need a desklamp, this monitor gives off enough light.."

>>1
Staring a keyboard collection.. 4 months later: 10 Model M's, stacks of cheap chinese 87%'s, and here's the kicker, I got an awesome Full RGB numpad in the mail today!

fml..

I wonder do women really get offended if some guy stares at their ass for too long or even touch them once? Even if they apologize afterwards? On my way home I saw that redhaired cutie and just thought to grab that ass, who cares about what happens. I'm glad that I didn't because it turns out the red haired cutie is one of my professors...

So I'm kinda wondering what would she have said and done if I actually did it.

Hey anons is it cool if i grab this guys ass im really into him, pic related its me. https://i.imgur.com/8v6GVMn.jpg

>>29

Look at... >>16

I got touched a couple of times without my permission but I just forgot about it the minute later. Didn't really mind much.

>>32
I'm not that bad looking and I do keep a clean appearance, not fat either. Not really /fit/ but still healthy.

you can always touch when some other creep looking person is passing by and when she turns around furiously you just silently point to the other creep walking away

>>28
I'm impressed by your courage, truly I am.
But uni girls are a different breed. Their victim complex is strong.

How did this board end up being over run by normie SJW faggots from Cuckfinger?

>>26
Not possible, because I'm mostly lurking.

That was my first time ever browsing so you were talking to yourself Robert Brown.

How the fuck does he know?

>>31
why are you talking to yourself?

>>32
I love you.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/may/08/pepe-the-frog-creator-kills-off-internet-meme-co-opted-by-white-supremacists

Oh, white supremacists I bet this cuck would he jumping up and down with joy if the black supremacists where able to use pepe.

Cash before honor.

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What's up with these? I keep hearing about them and the other day I saw a couple of kids with 'em. Anyone have one? Are they any good?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fidget_spinner

No they're really dumb and get old quick. They're a stupid new fad and gets annoying quick.

They're an excellent way to show the world how autistic you are. The fancier/more expensive it is, the higher your level is.

They're toys for kids, like yo yos used to be. If you're over 15, move along and don't try to understand it. If you're over 15 and have attention problems or are fidgety, then get one. They actually have a medical purpose.

Do dollar tree stores have them?

>>5
Seen them in poundland same thing I guess?

>>5
Nanny state.

I hate kikes

Has anyone ever sucessfully gotten a jew co-worker fired? If so how did you do it? I want this bitch gone. Only legal options are viable. I'm an established veteran in my field, can't risk my career. We work at a hospital. No amount of life ruining is too drastic, it just can't come back to me. Unfortunately this individual has no online presence that I'm aware of. Gimme your best/worst.

It makes me absolutely sick to see that jews on this website are treated so unfairly. We get bullied, cut off, discriminated against, etc. I DEMAND that you discussing Goyims treat us with more respect.

>>9
I prefer general shame for being born a human.