More specifically, NEET while not living with my parents. I heard that a common method for hikikomori are to claim they have autism or that insomniac or any mental disorder, they'll get about 400 dollars a month from it and find another way to make money like the mechanical turk. Also I heard Alaska pays you like 2,500 bucks a year to live there.

How do I become a free loading neet?

Alaska
2,500 bucks a year to live there
Snow
Cold
No niggers

Where do I sign up?

>>3
Be a permanent citizen. They have to see proof that you have intent to live there. Things like, finding an apartment, getting an Alaskan drivers liscense, etc etc.

>>4

White
British
Immigration and Nationality Act of 1965

I wouldn't get passed the check-in desk.

>>5
Move to the Isle of Manx and sell child porn I don't know man

>>6

You have my undivided attention.

>>6
FBI Office Cuckfinger will backtrace those IPs and notify the cyberpolice. The consequences will never be the same. They done goofed.

>>8
Manx is untrackable. >>5 will be the king of the island in a few years.

usually get up between 7-8 AM
NEET so on here until about 10-11PM 95%+ of the day
no friends, no job, don't game so only other thing is eating and other websites/reading

Was it autism?

studying Environmental science at University
I am very angry about climate change and my classmates and professors know this
they consider me a creepy an angry man
had to give a big presentation today
I want to make classmates laugh and show I am not always serious
jokingly include a section about how it would take a huge shift in peoples minds to make them aware that we are destroying ourselves
present a small list of previous mass extinction events and lay out a plan to commit a terrorist attack for each one
nobody laughs
got a message after class asking me to come in tomorrow (saturday) for a 'serious talk' by the professor

What the fuck guys?
This is bullshit. I just wanted to make them laugh

https://i.imgur.com/QBeXeX7.png

pic is my extinction ideas
it is clearly a joke right? they won't think it serious?

>>12-13 What made you think that relating mass extinctions with terrorist attacks would be funny?

>>12
This is how professors get ass.
I can guarantee he's going to expect at least a blow job to make it all go away.

>>14
It seemed funny at the time, does it not seem funny to you?

>>14
^ what the fuck were you thinking?

>>16
No because I don't have a 6 year old's sense of humor

Yo guys when I just saw some thread about some autist and now I'm questioning my own mental health.

Be 12ish, this was mid 2000s so I cant remember exact age at the time.
parents send me to local university psych wing where they put you in a white room and ask you a bunch of questions in front of a mirror.
most of it seemed pretty innocent such as: if you could buy your friends anything (money isnt an issue) , what would be an ideal christmas gift for them?, what do you generally think about before you fall asleep?
parents told me it was a survey for something.

later, when I was 13, parents sent me to hospital to get scanned by some machines.
apparent that was because I had a series of migraines.

Starting to question my life as if these indicated some form of autism in my childhood.