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Things we've learned this weekend

Hull fans on suicide watch after loss to Sunderland
Spuds bottles it yet again

Middlesbrough who?

You now remember /Middlesbrough/ now!

>>4
No! who are Middlesbrough? I know who Sunderland and Hull are, but not Middlesbrough.

GOAL - Chelsea 1-0 Middlesbrough - Diego Costa (23 mins)

GOAL - Chelsea 2-0 Middlesbrough - Alonso (34 mins)

HALF-TIME
Chelsea 2-0 Middlesbrough

GOAL - Chelsea 3-0 Middlesbrough - Matic (65 mins)

FULL-TIME
Chelsea 3-0 Middlesbrough

Arsenal v Man Utd (16:00 BST)

Arsene Wenger, in our time, would have six, seven or eight players fighting for him. But nowadays, in the last few years, there aren't as many players fighting for him in the squad.

Arsenal are having a difficult time. Manchester United look much better. I saw their game against Celta Vigo and I think the squad is more solid and I think it will be difficult for Arsenal to get to that fourth position.

Arsenal make two changes to the side that lost 2-0 to Tottenham last Sunday.

Gabriel and Olivier Giroud make way for Danny Welbeck and Rob Holding.

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united refballed again

Somehow today still worked out for Liverpool

This Chris Kamara advert is disturbing

mou getting really desperate trying to find a wonderkid to bail him out again
so happy he wont be around next month :)

I that that over the head moped kick against citeh was the last time we saw any thing of interest from Shrek

HALF-TIME
Arsenal 0-0 Man Utd

KICK-OFF
Arsenal 0-0 Man Utd

GOAL - Arsenal 1-0 Man Utd - Granit Xhaka (54 mins)

GOAL Arsenal 2-0 Man Utd - Danny Welbeck (57 mins)

FULL-TIME
Arsenal 2-0 Man Utd

How are they chokers this season with 7/8 wins in a row?

They're the only team that came close to catching up with Chelsea. If Tottenham choked, then what the fuck were the other 18 clubs doing that didn't even get to be in Chelsea's shadow?
They outperformed ManU, City, Arsenal and Liverpool by miles.

Also, I'm not a yid fan, it just baffles me how autistic /sports/ is sometimes.

>>27
Obviously

>>39
We won a trophy every of last 6 decades. This is something just Man U can say too. And every football fan must admire the football Spurs are playing for last two seasons.
Not having a trophy still fucking sucks.

>>1
If you put Fergie's United in Tottenham's position they'd make sure they took the title race to the last day of the season

>>27

Yes doing well and then losing when the pressure is on is generally the accepted definition of choking.

But I thought Marco Silva was the greatest manager in the world...? beaten by David Moyes the world worst manger!

David Moyes
Sunderland
Goals
0-2
Away

Hard to believe I know!

Swansea v Everton (17:30 BST)

Swansea's top scorer Fernando Llorente has overcome a stomach bug, but a hamstring injury looks likely to have curtailed Jefferson Montero's season.

Angel Rangel will return to training next week and could yet play again this season after missing two months with a broken foot.

Everton's Morgan Schneiderlin will miss a second match with a thigh injury but is expected to return to face Watford.

James McCarthy is nearing fitness after a hamstring problem but remains out.

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Everton btfo

They tried their hardest not to show the fan on the pitch.

Llorente is a big guy.

Don't really like Swansea but I prefer them to Hull.

All you had to do was follow the damn train

Hull City v Sunderland (15:00 BST)

There are no new injury concerns for fourth-bottom Hull ahead of Saturday's match against relegated Sunderland.

Dieumerci Mbokani could return after two games out with a hamstring problem, while Omar Elabdellaoui has overcome a back injury but is short of fitness.

Midfielder Sebastian Larsson is available for Sunderland after completing a three-match suspension.

Billy Jones, Jason Denayer, Jack Rodwell, Darron Gibson and Lee Cattermole are all fitness doubts.

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Sunderland to finish above Middlesbrough.

Tell me about hull as a city. Is it as shit as their team?

The Sunderland players trying to shows they are getting everyone in the window. Just shows you what the players are about, money.

>>146
City of culture m8.

Which is a title given to them due to how shit the city is in an attempt to improve it. It's a shithole but at least it's pretty white.

moyes

Did people seriously think he was good? He had bust written all over him. More so than the first sunderland game.

Leicester City v Watford (15:00 BST)

Leicester captain Wes Morgan remains unavailable because of a hamstring injury, although he could be fit for next week's trip to Manchester City.

Nampalys Mendy and on-loan defender Molla Wague are long-term absentees.

Watford will be without Miguel Britos, who was substituted with a leg muscle problem during the first half against Liverpool on Monday night.

Fellow defender Jose Holebas missed that game with a foot injury and will be assessed.

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Leicester getting done

The Shakespeare meme is dead

eplel

What a joke.

I said at the start of the season that Lester would finish around 8th

I said at the start of the season that Leicester would reach the CL quarter finals and then get dumped out by atletico 2-1 on aggregate.

Burnley v West Brom (15:00 BST)

Burnley defender Michael Keane could miss his first league game of the season on Saturday because of an unspecified injury.

Ben Mee is another doubt with a badly-bruised shin but Stephen Ward and George Boyd should both recover in time from knee problems.

West Brom remain without Hal Robson-Kanu and Matt Phillips, who are both still nursing hamstring injuries.

Youngsters Jonathan Leko and Sam Field could feature at Turf Moor.

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>>4

Wolves
Derby
Blackburn

Feel physically sick. Agree with the rest, though. Especially Forest and Villa

Tell me more about Burnley

Palace are much more valuable to keep in the EPL, given their record of cucking Liverpool, than Hull are I'm afraid.

Is there any way possible for Bumley to still be relegated

Pls

AFC Bournemouth v Stoke (15:00 [BST])

Bournemouth are without striker Benik Afobe, who is ruled out with a hamstring problem.

Dan Gosling, Jack Wilshere, Andrew Surman, Callum Wilson, Adam Federici and Rhoys Wiggins remain injured.

Stoke will assess forwards Saido Berahino and Jonathan Walters before naming their starting line-up.

Walters has missed the last two games with a knee problem, while Berahino has been suffering from illness in the build-up to Saturday's game.

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No goals yet in any of the 3pm kick-offs.

how many players are there called diouf

P.. pls watch our league

We have lotta money

Lotta good managers

Overpaid players n no goals

Pls..

The joke that keeps on giving! enjoy faggots!

Leicester City v Watford

Neither Leicester manager Craig Shakespeare nor Watford boss Walter Mazzarri knows if they will be in charge next season.

Both of these sides are on the magic 40-point mark and, although they are not mathematically safe yet, it is fair to say that their managers are in more trouble than the teams are - especially Mazzarri.

Shakespeare was only given the Foxes job until the summer anyway, while nobody knows what Mazzarri's remit was at Watford - just survival, a top-half finish or something else?

A Foxes win would not improve his chances of staying in the job.

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Swansea City v Everton (17:30 BST)

Swansea have put a good little run together and seem to have the bit between their teeth a little bit - their point at Old Trafford last week was an excellent result.

Chelsea' 3-0 win at Goodison Park flattered them a little bit, but Everton still looked a bit flat to me.

I am not saying they are playing like they are ready for the beach, and their manager Ronald Koeman would not tolerate that either.

But the fact is the Toffees are the Premier League team with the least to play for in terms of league position, so there is nothing on the line for them in their last few fixtures - including their bonus for where they finish in the table.

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Liverpool v Southampton (13:30 BST)

Liverpool got a good win at Watford last time out which means they have taken nine points from their past four games.

Yes, they will feel they should have beaten Crystal Palace at Anfield too, but that is still a decent haul and makes losing to the Eagles easier to swallow.

The Reds owe Saints after they lost to them in the semi-finals of the EFL Cup, and I think they will get some revenge.

Lawro's prediction: 2-0

Arsenal v Man Utd (16:00 BST)

I thought Arsenal had a bit of momentum until last weekend's north London derby, when their defeat showed their problems have not really gone away.

The Gunners really were put into place by Tottenham, in more ways than one.

Arsenal will be up for this game, but it will not be easy because Manchester United's injury list looks a lot shorter right now. I don't think there will be much in it.

I just don't think it is a game Arsene Wenger can afford to lose because, if he does, the roof really will fall in.

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Chelsea v Middlesbrough (20:00 BST)

The title is in sight now for Chelsea and they are playing the second-worst team in the league, so there is only going to be one outcome here.

The good thing about Antonio Conte's side is that they just never stop. We saw last week how they struggled a bit against Everton, but found a way to overcome them.

I can see them putting so much pressure on Boro that the visitors just collapse.

Defeat would relegate Middlesbrough and they won't go down without a fight - but I don't see them getting anything at Stamford Bridge.

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FULL-TIME
Bournemouth 2-2 Stoke

GOAL - Swansea 1-0 Everton - Fernando Llorente (28 min)

HALF-TIME
Swansea 1-0 Everton

KICK-OFF
Swansea 1-0 Everton

FULL-TIME
Swansea 1-0 Everton

BBC
David Moyes has been on and would not confirm whether he will be Sunderland manager next season.

Just to show the world what a even bigger asshole he is, David Moyes is quieting Sunderland.

You now remember how highly esteemed Moyes was with Everton. He made the team finish top 10 year after year with essentially no funds at all. Then he left for Man United and all the glory to go with it, and suddenly Everton got a fuckload better while United hit the absolute rock bottom.

Then the fucker goes to fucking Spain and proceeds to fuck everything up, and then he's given a chance to manage a team that's not too pretty but tends to stay in the Premier league regardless, except now it's relegation time with Moyes.

He also had his daugther fucked by his player. I think it's fair to assume he was made to watch while it happened.

We should get a universal David Moyes day.

just start again

Poor >moyes

The memes were too powerful

I wish him the best. Maybe he can manage a Scottish team for a while?

F

David Moyes' future as Sunderland manager still undecided after talks

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11695/10861240/david-moyes-future-as-sunderland-manager-still-undecided-after-talks

kel, moyes couldn't wins his own talks, what a cowboy.

Watford v Liverpool [20:00 BST]

Watford defender Craig Cathcart is a doubt for Monday night's visit of Liverpool because of a knee problem.

Younes Kaboul, Roberto Pereyra and Mauro Zarate all remain sidelined.

Liverpool midfielder Adam Lallana has returned to training and could be involved for the first time since suffering a thigh injury on England duty five weeks ago.

Daniel Sturridge is also available after missing last week's defeat by Crystal Palace with a sore hip.

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What is the team news?

Watford:

Watford defender Craig Cathcart is a doubt for Monday night's visit of Liverpool because of a knee problem.

Swiss midfielder Valon Behrami, who has just returned to the squad after a spell out with a hamstring injury, will also be monitored.

Younes Kaboul (hamstring), Roberto Pereyra (knee) and forward Mauro Zarate (anterior cruciate ligament) all remain sidelined.

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What are the odds?

Watford - 11/2
Liverpool - 3/5
Draw - 7/2

GOAL - Watford 0-1 Liverpool - Cann (45+2 mins)

HALF-TIME
Watford 0-1 Liverpool

FULL-TIME
Watford 0-1 Liverpool

KICK-OFF
Tottenham 0-0 Arsenal

GOAL - Tottenham 1-0 Arsenal - Dele Alli (56 mins)

PENALTY SPURS!
Tottenham 1-0 Arsenal

GOAL - Tottenham 2-0 Arsenal - Harry Kane (Pen 58 mins)

FULL-TIME
Tottenham 2-0 Arsenal

Tottenham v Arsenal (16:30 BST)

Tottenham makes a couple of changes from the side that won at Crystal Palace last time out.

Kyle Walker drops to bench after a morning of fresh speculation linking him with a move away from the club. Kieran Trippier comes in at right-back in his place while Son Heung-Min comes in for Mousa Dembele in attack.

Olivier Giroud starts up front in preference to Theo Walcott for Arsenal.

Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain gets the nod at right wing-back ahead of Hector Bellerin. Aaron Ramsey comes into the centre of midfield in place of Francis Coquelin and Laurent Koscielny is fit enough to start at centre-back.

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Sunderland vs Bournemouth
Premier League
Today, 15:00 [BST]
Stadium of Light

Sunderland manager David Moyes has fitness concerns over four players.

Lee Cattermole, Darron Gibson, Jack Rodwell and Jason Denayer are all nursing injuries and will be assessed, while Sebastian Larsson must complete a three-match ban.

Bournemouth midfielder Dan Gosling will miss the game because of a calf problem sustained in last weekend's 4-0 win over Middlesbrough.

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There have been keano rumours for the past few months. Ellis is trying to sell the club and keano was one of the names mentioned. Maybe another Irish consortium.

Fuck I miss those Irish days.

it feels like 10th place and down in the Premier League gets worse every single year

Hahahahaha yesssss

Finally lads it's time for the

Moyes

and Moyes was never seen again...

>>194
Next Leeds manager

He doesnt deserve it boys
it upsets me

FULL-TIME
Stoke 0-0 West Ham

GOAL - Crystal Palace 0-1 Burnley - Ashley Barnes (8 mins)

HALF-TIME
Crystal Palace 0-1 Burnley

GOAL - Crystal Palace 0-2 Burnley - Andre Gray (83 mins)

FULL-TIME
Crystal Palace 0-2 Burnley