What would it look like? A mess of gigantic proportions with inconsistent character and political motivations resulting from a clash of egos?

What genre it would be? Mystery? Thriller? A niche character drama? A sci-fi flick? A superhero flick?

A superhero flick inspired by Tarkovsky is my best guess.

SuperFratBoyExtreme's involvement would likely result in it getting delayed by a few decades after an excessive amount of promotion.

All I know is that it'd suck. I don't think anyone here can make anything worthwhile. I haven't seen evidence to the contrary.

I seem to remember one anon posting some pretty okay short films a while back.

Hm, could be, but he isn't here anymore, so I didn't include him. Is he still here? I haven't seen him post in a while.

He usually posts once and a while. His last post was a few weeks ago, so nothing's really changed with him.

I prefer to watch movies instead of be in them. If I really had to, I would just be an extra who doesn't have to do any facial expressions.

Well, I suppose we could just all fund it and leave it to SuperFratBoyExtreme.

yall heavily SLEEPIN on my by SFBE.

Who's that?

Actually, the retired SFBE and I have just recently started collaborating on a screenplay. I'm hype, this shit is gonna be a very solid classic. No details about the plot but it involves themes about humanity and nature and the relationship between the two. Also, orangutan picnics. It'll be a sleeper classic.

You were one and the same all along.

Nope, we are quite different. SFBE's actually a beautiful, incredibly handsome human being whom I love with all my orangutan heart.

There's absolutely no doubting that.

orangutan picnics

It smells like a new era classic, man. Good luck you two.

Thanks. I'm sure I'll give updates when we've gotten real progress. We're just piecing everything together at the moment. Twill be lit.

Where did SFBE run off to? Will your sleeper classic get a release before the RedCreams dog movie?

Probably.

The RedCreams dog movie is a more subtle 100 years by John Malkovich essentially. Building interest and thirst to see it but it is something no current /tele/ would ever see. It's genius and fits with RedCream's general themes and statements he is trying to make. Honestly RedCream is a genius.

SFBE and I have kept in touch through pms and personal social medias.

It would be a parody Batman porno...

I've thought of this before as a forum game/writing project, but you'd need an arbiter to discount troll posts.

To answer your question, it would be an amazing 4 hour epic encompassing genre you listed. It would be an experimental, nolan-tarkovsky inspired, spy superhero thriller with lesbian sex scenes, that as a whole would have the most palpable underlying melancholy.

You forgot about the The Revenant influence on the film.

OF COURSE how could I forget. It's like I was never on /tele/ in the first place. I'm a disappointment.

It would be kind of funny if we all got together in real life and found out there aren't actually that many of us.....sock puppet city!

I don't have any experience in front of or behind the camera, I would be happy to take a small acting role, but being British I guess I'd be a villain or Mary Poppins..

A disaster movie would be cool.

It would probably result in half a dozen murders and users finally going insane. It'll be more notorious than the Apocalypse Now shoot.