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Alien Covenant Trailer

1 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-25 18:23
I like how the alien figured it'd horrifically yet comedically position its tail spike as if it were about to fuck the naked girl in the shower. Primitive thinking hive mind animals would def set up that strictly for-the-audience shot instinctively, 10/10 such believable.

https://youtu.be/H0VW6sg50Pk

Niceeeeeee
2 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-25 18:29
Pacific Rim was ultra rael tho eh m8?
3 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-25 18:35
Was shot from original film. He alien was always a malevolent sadist, the original film is about sexualised violence. Aliens made them hivelike, Scott's xeno was always closer to evil.
4 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-25 18:40
>>3
Sorry I was drunk when I posted that. What I should have said was: it looks gay.

I'm still drunk BTW!
5 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-25 18:45
It's not doing it for me, brother...

Looks like a lame, modern rehashing of the Alien franchise. I wouldn't be surprised if it was better than Resurection, but not by much. If they get as gross as that movie I won't care much though.

And they're called chestbursters. Why is the dude's back splitting...?
6 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-25 18:55
People on the Covenant youtube comments are going nuts on anybody who doesn't praise this trailer to the high heavens so hopefully I won't get chastised too badly for this here as well but...I'm extremely underwhelmed by that trailer. It just looks very flat and uninteresting. There's no dynamic lighting, the production design looks about as generic as a Sy-Fy channel movie, and the shower scene reeks of cliche. I love Ridley Scott's Alien, and I think Prometheus is pretty underrated movie, but this movie just looks...cheap.
7 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-25 19:07
I'm negative on this one.

I now wish Blomkamp got the job, because at least it would look interesting and not so begrudgingly sterile as the image Scott is giving us with this trailer.

Alien is many things, but this looks like a 1980s slasher flick.
8 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-25 19:15
Alien is many things, but this looks like a 1980s slasher flick.
That shower scene looks straight out of a Friday The 13th movie.
9 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-25 19:28
Blomkamp is still making a new Alien movie though right?
10 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-25 19:32
I always looked at it as an ambush predator. Even when it approaches Lambert, it's trying to corner her and hook her with its tail. It's awkward in the moments where it is most exposed, because it's so used to lying in wait and springing a trap.
11 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-25 19:34
>>10
Yea it's easier to just assume it's how it looks...which is a rape monster
12 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-25 19:35
>>11
Rape is a big element, but the creature isn't sapient enough to know the meaning.

Like a duck raping things compared to a dolphin raping things.
13 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-25 19:36
Too realist an approach
14 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-25 19:50
>>9
Yes, although it's on hold right now so as to not conflict with the release of Alien Covenant. Ridley Scott is also producing the Blomkamp film.
15 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-25 19:55
Holy shit Danny McBride.
16 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-25 19:57
Meh.

Even if this looked amazing, I still wouldn't be interested after Prometheus.
17 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-25 20:00
Everything that wrong with the film in one shot!

https://i.imgur.com/u4VuUnR.jpg
18 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-25 20:01
blue and orange contrast should NEVER be used in a horror film or any film.
19 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-25 20:16
Ugh, that trailer looks terrible.

On the other hand Danny McBride is in it. I hope he acts like Kenny Powers or Gamby and is the only person to survive.
20 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-25 20:21
Maybe it's because Prometheus was such a disappointment, but this trailer did nothing for me. It gave me a very bad feeling, to be totally honest.
21 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-25 20:26
Are you a Ridley Scott fan? I don't know how one could be disappointed in Prometheus if one weren't.
22 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-25 20:33
The script in Prometheus was so horrendously bad, it is completely irrelevant whether someone likes Ridley Scott or not. I was constantly looking at the screen with utterly disbelief at the stupidity of it all.

One of the dumbest big Hollywood blockbusters that I ever saw. Ever.
23 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-25 20:35
I had no hopes for it at all because a) it had to live up to Alien and b) Ridley Scott's only made two truly great flicks, way, way back, imo.

What I got was a fairly standard sci-fi horror thriller flick with nice production values. Like seriously, I'm certain I've seen dumb shit on par with Prometheus' in bad horror films before.

That's why I can't say that I was disappointed.
24 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-25 20:46
Nah.
25 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-25 20:50
Looks pretty good to me. Ridley Scott his crew are very good at creating strong visualscapes and I like the look of it here. Has potential. Looking forward to this and Blade Runner 2049.
26 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-25 20:53
Some strong visuals but a disappointingly spoilering trailer. Reminds me of Prometheus too much, and also too similar to original Alien. Seems like a reboot
27 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-25 20:55
I thought Prometheus was great, but this looks like a different kind of film - like an all-out horror film.
28 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-25 21:04
Looks like a bad reboot.
29 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-26 10:24
>>28
Yep was thinking this too.
30 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-26 12:54
It looks absolutely amazing!!! The true horror is back!

But where's Noomi Rapace?!
31 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-26 14:03
I thought the first 30 seconds of it were fantastic, but the rest was meh.
32 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-26 17:46
Prometheus was so bad I lost interest in the series. There are only two movies and a bunch of shitty fanfic.
33 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-26 20:38
did. Fassdroid kills her and the entire planet of engineers with the black goo. Then he makes Neomorphs while playing a piano.
34 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-27 06:47
Prometheus was so awesome.

Truly good movie.
35 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-27 09:22
Prometheus was very good and had nothing wrong with the script.

Only inbred morons think it was a bad movie with a bad script.
36 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-27 11:09
Wrong. The entire creature was made to look like a bunch of dicks.
37 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-27 14:54
>>36
Wrong. The entire creature was made nothing like you've just described, except in your own damn mind.
38 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-27 16:17
>>14
Are you insane?

Neil Blomkamp is just an absolutely terrible movie director.
39 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-27 18:53
>>12
Wrong.

In the original movie the Alien was just a killer, nothing like sex. That was just a myth.
40 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-28 18:12
This movie is gonna be superb!

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