1. VCR

No wait, a Super-VHS VCR. That means it's a bit less grainy than a regular VCR. Cost about 700 quid. Mind you, that was back in 1998 or something.

I tried to connect it to my new TV and it didn't work. I've got about a million tapes in storage so I don't know what to do. Try hook it up again or sling it out the window?

2. DooVD player.

This f^cker also doesn't work with new TV. It is from 1998 though. It worked with the last TV about 2 years ago. Anyway, I got about 2 million doovds in storage so am a bit stumped again.

You want buy?

I put my full collection of Friends tapes (all 10 series) on the street corner. Someone took them.

VCRs are quite expensive now. Even the cheap ones go for over $70 if they still work.

Horror VHS, particularly rare labels, are going for a lot. I have a collection of over 2000 VHS tapes.

I have a collection of over 2000 VHS tapes.

I'm short-sighted.
I tossed all my VHS tapes away.

I've got 1 million in storage (reality - about 200).

I'll hang on to my 30 quadrillion (500) DVDs

Your blu-ray player should play your old DVDs, assuming you have a blu-ray player.

No, haven't.

I went straight from doovd to online.

OK.

Yeah anyway, do you want to buy my sh!t, yes or no?

No.

1.

Get back to the other thread.

Rats. I was hoping you were selling the Brooklyn Bridge. 😺👴5⃣6⃣