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Jesus Fucking Christ STAR WARS VII
1 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-19 05:36
So I always chalked up /4ct/ calling Americans clappers as kind of a silly over-exaggeration like much of the shit that gets posted.
But Jesus Fucking Christ you're all right.
Oh neat the Millennium Falcon
*clapclapclapclapclap*
Oh cool its Han Solo and Chewbacca
*Clapclapclapclapclapclap*
Hey Leia and C-
*clapclapclapclapclapclap*
Oh god his father is-
*clapclapclapclapclapclap*
Hey R2D
*clapclapclapclapclap*
They mentioned Lukes name
*clapclapclapclapclap*
Did I fucking miss a memo or something? When the hell did this start? I mean I've heard the occasional "woo" or some shit in theaters before but it was usually one or two people, not the whole fucking theater
2 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-19 06:10
Yea, as an American I think that shit is really gay. To be fair we only do it to big nostalgia movies like this thou, or nerd shit like LOTR. It's relatively rare. But u hate when it happens
3 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-19 06:26
>>1if u ever had the clap u'd understand
but u have to have sex first
u hace no worries
4 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-19 06:44
>>2idk it for me its part of the experience. honestly at this point you should know better to not see it day one with the rest of the fans if u dislike it,
5 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-19 07:59
>>4It doesn't ruin the experience for me. It's really rare for audiences to clap during the movie, I can't think of one besides this movie. Usually they will clap at the end of a really good and nerdy movie and I just think to myself "yall niggas are gay..."
6 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-19 08:19
>>5idk, last time i heard people clap was during avengers. granted my local comic shop does these big group viewings so ofc the 20+ nerds gona clap when they see vision.
7 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-19 08:43
>>6Yea that's what I'm saying it only happens to big nerdy movies with slit if fanboys there, it doesn't happen to regular movies
8 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-19 09:11
>>2LOTR > dog shit > anal AIDS > Star Wars
9 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-19 09:38
>>7so your telling me it isnt ok for me to clap to the gassing and the nazi footage in a documentary...
10 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-19 09:54
>>2I went to a Harry Potter premier once and this shit pissed me off so much.
I just want to watch a fucking movie quietly.
Is that so much to ask for?
11 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-19 10:01
You couldn't have chosen a worse movie to test your theory retard
Literally everyone who actually wants to see this are normies and none of them know how to act in a movie theater
12 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-19 10:23
Finn has the lightsaber on the poster
Uses it twice, like a minute each time
Rey uses it the first time ever and beats a Sith Warrior.
Damn Ben sucks.
13 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-19 10:50
>>10maybe thats why the dark knight rises movie had that shooter, when you clap in films u risk ur life.
14 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-19 11:01
>>1This is why I'm not going to see it for a couple of weeks.
15 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-19 11:27
>>12He also has less hand to hand combat then Rey and lacks teh force.
16 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-19 11:53
It's a Jewish Propaganda Shit Film, don't both watching this dog shit film.. The only way I'd watch it is if this dumb Daisy Ridley cunt gave me a blowjob.
17 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-19 12:22
>>15But Finn's a Stormtrooper, he has to have at least basic fighting skills.
Rey's just a scavenger. Sure, she's probably had to fight a few times, but there's no way she should be as good as she is without any proper training.
18 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-19 13:13
>>10watching a movie sans distractions
not watching a movie at home
You can truly pick only one of these.
19 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-19 14:06
>>16Anyone who doesn't respond to this is a cuckold.
20 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-19 14:34
I haven't seen the movie and I'm glad I didn't waste my time going to a premier or anything.
I've told literally everyone who is hype.
JJ Abrams is a fucking hack. This is why my hype meter was -0.1.
21 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-19 17:17
>>20Seriously, don't buy a ticket.
Download it whenever it's available.
I rate the movie 5/10.
Disney humor, lack of suspense, horrible dark side villain, annoying main characters and predictable story. The humor is seriously painfully obvious and bad.
>>17i understand your point and the film is def a bit recycled but honestly its still worth 8 bucks.
seems like alot of shit was cut out to keep it under 2 hr so the extended bluray should be worth checking out as well.
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