I went to the movies today. I went straight from work with a couple of colleagues and I was just looking forward to relaxing for two hours and watch a movie. Sadly, the experience was an absolute nightmare.
As soon as we sat down, I noticed loads of the people around us were talking very loud and messing about. I decided to ignore it for the time being as the film hadn't started yet. After the film started, most people settled down, but there was one annoying piece of shit that was talking really loud. After about 5 minutes I walked up to him, grabbed him and threw him off the balcony where he landed on the audience 20 feet below. He was injured so he fortunately had to be taken to hospital.

A couple of minutes later, this idiot in front of me started texting and the light from her phone bothered me. I then screamed at the top of my lungs that she should put her 'damn phone away or I will shove it up your ass, whore' so she put it away very quickly. This wasn't good enough for me so I spat on her and threw her phone across the theatre and laughed as it smashed against the wall.

I finally started to relax and get into the movie when this old fart several rows in front of me started coughing. I was furious. I got up and said very quietly to him 'either stop coughing, or I will put you into your fucking grave, old man.' Needless to say, the old goat immediately left the cinema.

Then everything was fine for about an hour until some stupid kids at the very front started laughing and joking really loud and their dad did nothing to shut them up. This went on for the rest of the movie. When the film finished I approached the father and told him that he should keep his kids quiet in the future. He told me to mind my own business so I whooped his ass in front of his kids and left him with a broken nose.

I was so angry that I didn't get a nice, peaceful cinema experience that when I got home I beat my wife and killed my dog.

Really pissed.

Hope the rest of your week is better!

Thanks. :)

Oh shut up

:)

What?

You actually beat your wife and killed you dog ?

It is very rude and obnoxious to talk, laugh or cough during a movie.

How was the movie though? Whatcha see?

Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?

As hilarious as watching my brain-damaged father guffaw with idiot laughter.

My, my, my, aren't you a sweetheart.

That's too bad.

It was still a pain that I couldn't relax and had to concentrate on kicking ass.

To be fair it was only that crappy Adam Sandler movie, but I still wanted to sit down and relax and instead I spent the whole movies kicking people's asses so have had no time to wind down after work today.

That is why I never go to the cinema anymore and watch films home.

I've never had an experience like this before. Normally, I find people to be mostly respectable.

I remember back in 2008 when I watched "The Incredible Hulk" with my father, there were two 6-feet tall basketball players, with afro hairs, sitting right before us, I asked my father to sit somewhere else so we could actually watch the film and not simply hear the audio and catch glimpses of the film (the place was almost empty), but he would not let either of us because "it is against the rules, we were told to sit down in these seats according to our tickets we bought." Right behind of us were two obnoxious children who were constantly talking and were even asked to shut up, they would shut up, but then talk 10 minutes later. It was annoying and I practically did not even watch the film.

That sounds awful. You should have kicked some asses.

That's too much man

I know. It was awful.