Is there any lamer than Roy Burns in Friday the 13th Part V? "My retarded son that I never knew was murdered so I'm going to dress up as Jason and go on a killing spree and somehow have Jason's superhuman strength." Pretty lame.

Voldemort from Harry Potter even though not sure if Voldemort or Harry is the villain in that trash.

And if lep-in-da-hood would be a vilain he would get my nomination for the dumbest and most pathetic. After telling him like 3 times he and all his sock accounts are on ignore he still replies to my messages at times. He even starts a thread about me I noticed.

The vampire puppy from the end of Zoltan: The Hound of Dracula.

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What's lamer is sack-head from Part II. He gets a kick in the nuts and falls down. How does a zombie have nuts?

Then he can't tell the difference between a young long-haired blonde girl and his middle-aged short-haired mum, lol.

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He wasn't a zombie yet till Part VI.

Anyway, there's a monster in Neon Maniacs who dies after getting a piss-pot thrown at him.

Mother of Tears dies after her dress is burned.

The Invisible Man
Dr. Giggles
Hip Hop Locos
The puppets from the Puppet Master movies
"Freddy" from New Nightmare
"Leatherface" from TCM 4
Leprechaun/New Leprechaun
The Strangers.
I love the movie, but I'm gonna say the aliens from "Signs", whose weakness is water.

Always found the guy in I Know What You Did Last Summer lame.

Love Friday the 13th V, btw.

"Oh... I'm not afraid." - Pamela Vorhees

All the Puppet master films.