Who else here knows that feel when you're watching a movie with an attractive female actress in it, and she's on the screen alone, and you fart. It smells terrible (but also good) and then you associate the smell with her and kinda instinctively believe that she was the one who farted. And then the movie's ruined because all you can think about is that actress farting and you can't get a boner for the rest of the day and you never look at her the same again.

tfw