Tottenham v Newcastle (16:00 GMT)

Before Newcastle fans get too carried away, as if you would, Tottenham have not lost in the Premier League since the opening day of the season.

Both teams will be out to achieve significant milestones today.

After watching Manchester United lose at Bournemouth on Saturday, Tottenham can move into the top four with a win.

And buoyed by their superior graft against Liverpool, victory for Newcastle would mean they exit the bottom three.

All to play for then?

Tottenham bring back the big guns after their 4-1 win over Monaco in the Europa League on Thursday. So Kyle Walker, Jan Vertonghen and Danny Rose return to the defence, while Dele Alli, Christian Eriksen and Harry Kane also come back in. Eric Dier is fit to play in midfield.

Newcastle are unchanged following their galvanising victory over Liverpool a week ago. Siem de Jong, who was crucial to packing the midfield in that game, will play behind Papiss Cisse while top scorer Georginio Wijnaldum will join the attack from the left.

Tottenham Hotspur: Lloris, Walker, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Rose, Dier, Carroll, Lamela, Alli, Eriksen, Kane.

Subs: Bentaleb, Son, Vorm, Trippier, Chadli, Onomah, Davies.
Newcastle: Elliot, Janmaat, Mbemba, Coloccini, Dummett, Sissoko, Anita, Colback, Wijnaldum, De Jong, Cisse.

Subs: Gouffran, Perez, Thauvin, Darlow, Sterry, Mbabu, Mitrovic.

Referee: Roger East.

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This thread is in dire need of more Cisse memes

Remind me /sports/

When was the last time Tottenscum won the league?

When was the last time Tottenscum won a trophy that wasn't a sour milk cup?

Which club has won the league the most times at WHL?