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Lithuania v England

1 Name: 606 : 2015-10-12 19:17
Lithuania v England (19:45 BST)

For some players, 90 minutes is all you get. For some, 90 minutes would be lovely.

We've assembled this team of players whose England careers lasted less than 90 minutes in total.

Crystal Palace defender Martin Kelly has officially the shortest England career in history, but you can't take his two minutes against Norway in 2012 away from him.

Some big names there too. Nigel Winterburn got just 23 minutes, Joey Barton 11. A cruel game...

Team who played fewer than 90 minutes: Nigel Spink; Martin Kelly, Ryan Shawcross, Anthony Gardner, Nigel Winterburn; Lee Bowyer, Lee Hendrie, Joey Barton, Matt Jarvis; Fraizer Campbell, Chris Sutton

Roy Hodgson makes eight changes from the side which beat Estonia on Friday.

The only survivors are Adam Lallana, Ross Barkley and Harry Kane.

Lithuania: Arlauskis, Freidgeimas, Mikuckis, Klimavicius, Andriuskevicius, Novikovas, Panka, Zulpa, Cernych, Slivka, Spalvis.

Subs: Zubas, Slavickas, Cesnauskis, Vaitkunas, Matulevicius, Petravicius, Pilibaitis, Kuklys, Veliulis, Baravykas, Cerniauskas.

England: Butland, Walker, Jones, Jagielka, Gibbs, Barkley, Shelvey, Lallana, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Kane, Vardy.

Subs: Heaton, Smalling, Walcott, Clyne, Bertrand, Townsend, Ings, Sterling, Alli.

Referee: Kenn Hansen (Denmark)
2 Name: Anonymous : 2015-10-12 19:23
4 European teams have had 100% qualifying records before
Germany, Holland and Spain (x2)
Spain won the WC + Euro, Holland reached the final of the WC and Germany the semis of the Euro
So basically if England beat Lithuania we are almost guaranteed to win the Euros, and at least make the semis, probably final.
3 Name: Anonymous : 2015-10-12 19:31
>>2
This is England we're talking about here lad, I'm predicting a group stage exit with 0 (zero) points.
4 Name: Anonymous : 2015-10-12 19:33
>>3
But in 2016 it will be the 50 year anniversary since England won the WC, clearly it's written in the stars that we are winning the Euro.
5 Name: Anonymous : 2015-10-12 19:37
Euros are made easier for shit teams to qualify
Netherlands still can't qualify
meine seiten
6 Name: Anonymous : 2015-10-12 19:45
>>5
England will never win Euro Cup

meine seiten
7 Name: Anonymous : 2015-10-12 19:51
Gotta give it to the racist homophobic drunks, they play decent football.
8 Name: Anonymous : 2015-10-12 19:51
Gotta give it to the racist homophobic drunks, they play decent football.
9 Name: Anonymous : 2015-10-12 20:37
How do these small countries like Lick Ten Stein, San-Marino etc even take it. Should really just join into some brotherly nation and stop making amateurs embarrass themselves every 2 years

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