Newcastle v West Ham

1 Name: 606 : 2015-05-24 14:03

Newcastle v West Ham (15:00 BST)

Newcastle centre-back Mike Williamson returns after his two-match suspension. Papiss Cisse starts as does midfielder Vurnon Anita. Cisse for the winner?

West Ham pick Reece Burke and Kevin Nolan in the starting XI. They also name former Magpie midfielder Rob Lee's son, striker Elliot, on the bench. Imagine he comes on to send them down...

Newcastle XI: Krul, Janmaat, Coloccini, Williamson, Dummett, Sissoko, Anita, Colback, Gutierrez, Riviere, Cisse. West Ham XI: Adrian, Jenkinson, Burke, Reid, Cresswell, Song, Nolan, Kouyate, Downing, Valencia, Cole

2 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-24 15:22

what game should i watch lads

hull newcastle or chelsea?

3 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-24 15:23

>>2
Newcastle - West Ham for crying Geordies and possible riots. Even the lynching of a certain fat guy.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-24 15:23

>>2
Newcastle - West Ham for crying Geordies and possible riots. Even the lynching of a certain fat guy.

5 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-24 15:24

Manure is getting le refball

6 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-24 15:35

mfw Jonas scores and saves us from relegation

Please God make it happen

7 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-24 15:37

Newcastle should go full kamikaze at some point right? There is literally no point in them getting a draw.

8 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-24 15:43

Argh, does no one practise crossing in training for Newcastle?

9 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-24 15:44

>>8
I don't even know why we bother crossing the ball

10 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-24 15:45

>>8
I don't think we've scored from a corner in about 6 years.

11 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-24 15:49

fucksake lads I keep throwing up bits of cornish pasty in my mouth

sums up watching newcastle this season tbh

12 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-24 16:00

playing counter attacking football at home
john carver

13 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-24 16:01

>>12
To be fair it worked for Pardew when we had Obertan and Aarons fit with the run of 5 wins.

14 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-24 16:16

Fug. Newcastle stays up.

15 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-24 16:16

Oh fuck off West Ham, useless cunts

16 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-24 16:17

"Big" Sam Allardyce

You had one job and you fucked it up yet again

17 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-24 16:20

I bet Ashley will use this as the reason to give Carver the full time job next season

18 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-24 16:21

Beach ball at match deciding North East team's survival

It's happening

19 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-24 16:22

>>17
Like Ashley cares as long as he's making money and the manager does what he tells him

20 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-24 16:28

>>19
You can see the fear in his eyes everytime the camera cuts back to him.

You got to remember that Carver got an 8 year contract alongside Pardew and Carr.
We have no idea what kind of clauses are attached to it. No doubt the payoff will be huge.

Still a bloody fool for not hiring a real manager

21 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-24 16:31

If they win, I wonder if the Newcastle fans will actually "occupy" the stadium like they said they'd do post-match

22 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-24 16:33

How many toonbros went to the festival in Leazes park yesterday ?

23 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-24 16:35

>>22
fuck I didn't even realise it was on and I live 2 mins away from leazes park

24 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-24 16:36

>>23
Surprised you didn't hear it

25 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-24 16:40

Hull and West Ham both simultaneously score in 90 mins to send Newcastle down

26 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-24 16:43

West Ham just lost Europa league football with that yellow card

YFW

27 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-24 16:44

ANITA
NEWCASTLE
THAT FUCKED UP JEW GOAL

TOP KEK

28 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-24 16:45

Calm down you homos Newcastle are staying up.

2-0

buh bye hull

29 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-24 16:45

FUCK OFF HULL

FAIRYTALES ARE TRUE

30 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-24 16:45

Fuck's sake Wet Spam

31 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-24 16:47

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32 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-24 16:49

tfw Newcastle keep Carver and get relegated next season

33 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-24 17:00

carver talking to the TV about newcastle staying up as if it's some sort of achievement.

34 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-24 17:01

mfw we finished ahead of Sunderland again

35 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-24 17:01

took 11 weeks to get the 3 points needed to be safe
Ashley/Carver will try and sell this like a major achievement

Fuck off, pair of twats. Happy we're safe but something needs to change otherwise we'll be doing this again next year.

36 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-24 17:02

are Newcastle fans occupying the pitch now ?

37 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-24 17:02

>>34
Typical Newcastle fans. They have the attention span of a two year old.

38 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-24 17:04

official

west ham are not renewing big sam's contract

39 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-24 17:06

>>34

mfw we finished ahead of Sunderland again

Why does evil always win in the end

40 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-24 17:08

How the fuck can it be right that Newcastle, the shittiest "team" with the worst "management" in the league stays up ahead of plucky Burnley and Hull?

SMH. Fuck off Geordie scum, you don't deserve to be here