Queens Park Rangers v Newcastle

1 Name: 606 : 2015-05-16 14:54

Queens Park Rangers make two changes as defender Nedum Onuoha and midfielder Junior Hoilett replace Yun Suk-young and Bobby Zamora.

Newcastle make one change as full-back Daryl Janmaat returns to replace Vurnon Anita in the line-up.

QPR XI: Green, Onuoha, Caulker, Dunne, Hill, Phillips, Barton, Henry, Hoilett, Fer, Austin. Newcastle XI: Krul, Janmaat, Coloccini, Dummett, Gutierrez, Colback, R.Taylor, Sissoko, Cabella, Perez, Riviere.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 15:03

Can't decide which game to watch lads

Torn between QPR/Newcastle & Tottingham/Hull

Think both games have great potential for laffs, Newcastle & QPR both in sorry states, Tottingham wanting to avoid the Europa League, Hull absolutely shit too

3 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 15:04

Newcastle need as many points as possible today
They leave their only competent striker on the bench

gg Carver

4 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 15:05

You're nobody till somebody relegates you

5 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 15:20

I've been hearing a lot from the English about "m-muh youth, mutha fucka" for a few years now.

Any chance those nebulous "promising" youths will possibly display that they're worth a shit in our lifetimes?

6 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 15:21

>>5
Never.

They get hyped up by media and fans to be something they are not and cant deal with the pressure.

7 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 15:23

only 23 minutes played in Newcastle v QPR

fucking hell, it feels like the first half should be over already

absolute shite

8 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 15:26

HOLY SHIT HE SCORED
HOWAY

9 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 15:26

Newcastle have scored. This is not a dirl

10 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 15:27

QPR

Fuck off into irrelevance you pricks

11 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 15:27

Riviere scoring

12 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 15:27

riviere goal

what
for fucks sake qpr

13 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 15:27

Newcastle staying up lads

14 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 15:27

JOHN CARVER TACTICAL GENIUS

15 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 15:28

>>14
BEST COACH IN THE LEAGUE

16 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 15:28

Riviere granted easy chance
slips over instead of doing what he intended
scores

Not surprised tbh

17 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 15:29

So between Riviere and Falcao we can just categorically state that Ligue 1 is the most irrelevant league in the world ?

18 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 15:35

toon up to 14th place

19 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 15:45

Go Leicester, push Sunderland to relegation

20 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 15:46

>>19
I like the Newcastle fans on here. I hope they stay up.

21 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 15:48

>>20
Said nobody ever

22 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 16:09

Newcastle are going to finish level on points with Palace

23 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 16:10

>>22 see >>21

24 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 16:19

Newcastle will be fine. If things stay as they are there's no way Hull beat Man United AND Newcastle lost to West Ham at home.

25 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 16:21

It's hard to feel sorry for Newcastle. 30 years ago they would have been burning down Sports Direct Megaoutlet Super Stores (tm) throughout the North. But they keep swallowing this shit.

26 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 16:22

You thought we would give you a easy time Newcastle?

Nah man, if we're going down, you're coming with us.

27 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 16:25

newcastle people literally say "howay"

absolutely embarrassing

28 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 16:27

>>27

cockneys literally don't speak english anymore

absolutely embarrassing

29 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 16:28

Posting Newcastles Starting XI next season in the championship

----Aarons--------------------Ayoze---
-----------------De Jong------------------
--------------Bigi-------Kemen-----------
-------------------Abeid----------------------
Haidara---Lubomir--Streete--Janmat
-------------------Darlow---------------------

mfw it's better than the current team

30 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 16:29

>>29
Newcastle aren't going down you madman, Hull are worse

31 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 16:31

People implying Newcastle won't get something from West Ham at home

And even then, Hull have to win against Man United.

32 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 16:32

>>31

implying newcastle will get points

33 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 16:33

I reckon that Newcastle could easily, EASILY lose to West Ham. The real question is whether Hull can beat United and I highly, highly doubt it.

Pretty shambolic that Newcastle are even in this position mind you.

34 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 16:34

>>33

Pretty shambolic that Newcastle are even in this position mind you.
playing without a manager
surprising we are in this position

35 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 16:35

>>34

no manager
no defenders
no goal scorers
one midfielder

How are they going to fix literally everything in the summer?

36 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 16:36

>>34
I meant shambolic on a club wide thing. I agree about Carver, Ashley should've hired someone better.

37 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 16:37

>>36
In terms of football, yeah it's shambolic, but this kinda thing is what ashley wants lets be honest, points in the first half of the season, get safe, sell players in jan, coast till the end of the season and buy some new players which can be sold in a bit for more money.

38 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 16:43

I think only staying up because someone else is slightly shitter is even more humiliating than going down after 9 defeats in 10 games

39 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 16:46

Newcastle haven't won anything in forever. Why are there still so many ABNs on /sports/?

40 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 16:47

>>39
They won the championship in 2009. That's more league titles than Arsenal and Liverpool combined in the last 10 years.

41 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 16:48

>>39
Probably a combination of the fanbase being seen as delusional and the owner who honestly deserves relegation for the way he has ran the club.

42 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 16:49

>>39
I've nothing against them, but a 50,000 strong club being so terrible is always comic.

43 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 16:50

>>39
Nothing personal, just hilarious that they can go down on the last day after being safe for the entirety of the season. Plus maybe cashley sells and they become a decent midtable club if they get relegated.

44 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 16:51

Fucks sake, it's the glimmers of hope that are killing me
Why can't Hull just win and we lose already. All these close results and we could just get sent down next week anyway, it's too much

45 Name: John Carver : 2015-05-16 16:55

I'm the best coach in the league

46 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 16:56

Reckon Blunderland are safe?

Christ. I can't be bothered with these cunts any more. Might start supporting Chelsea tbh.

47 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 16:57

no emotion yet again.
that's what this club has done to me. i don't even feel upset at a loss, i expect it.

48 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 17:11

Buy players purely based on potential sell-on value with no regard for tactics
Lose manager to another team and don't replace him
Crap coaching staff

49 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 17:13

Good job today QPR.
You may be relegated, but I still love you.

Hopefully we'll be back in the PL soon enough.

50 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 17:15

Trivia time, is there any other team in the football league which would let their manager go and then decide intentionally not to get another manager in?

51 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 17:16

Don't worry Newcastle lads, you've still got the best pies in the north east.

52 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 17:16

>>51
That's only cause the North East eat foul looking shit like greggs or whatever they're called.

53 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 17:19

Any chance Shearer comes in for the last game to try and lift Newcastle's spirits & keep them in the league?

54 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 17:20

>>52
anything's better than the shite Sunderland put out and who cares about the rest

55 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 17:23

>>54
Does know Newcastle United buys it's pies from Gelders Bakery, Sunderland.

56 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-16 17:25

inb4 carver slates the entire team except riviere and colback
inb4 carver is player-manager next week

57 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-17 00:26

Newcastle or Hull, who do you hate most and want out the PL!

58 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-17 01:28

>>57
both, but newcastle are the most hated team in the league.