Sunderland v Aston Villa

1 Name: 606 : 2015-03-14 14:35

Sunderland v Aston Villa (15:00 GMT)

Steven Fletcher makes his first league start for Sunderland since January, Patrick van Aanholt is chosen ahead of Santiago Vergini and Ricky Alvarez also plays.

Brad Guzan returns in goal for Aston Villa, while striker Christian Benteke is named in the starting line-up with Ashley Westwood dropping to the bench.

Sunderland: Pantilimon, Reveillere, van Aanholt, Brown, O'Shea (c), Bridcutt, Larsson, Rodwell, Alvarez, Defoe, Fletcher. Aston Villa: Guzan, Lowton, Okore, Clark, Bacuna, Delph (c), Cleverley, Sinclair, N'Zogbia, Benteke, Agbonlahor.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 15:06

Ricky just shoot FN'

3 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 15:07

well, crypal vs qpr was shit
never mind, the late game will probably be good
it's fucking Burnley vs city

4 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 15:18

letting shitty Aston Villa score

5 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 15:20

gus poyet out

6 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 15:21

fuck this 144 second between let two goals in stupid fucking gus asshhole.

7 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 15:22

I dunno, Villa just merked Sunderland with pace.

8 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 15:23

blunderland

going
down

9 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 15:23

Fuck sakes Villa fucking my accy already.

10 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 15:24

Villa again
Kek
Time for poyet to poop in a cup

11 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 15:24

blunderland

Glad I didn't bet on them

12 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 15:24

>>9
Why would you bet on Sunderland for this game?

13 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 15:25

That's it. I'm not watching this game. Poyet Out.

14 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 15:25

>>12
Because Villa are worse.

15 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 15:26

>>14
But they've completely turned it around with the West Brom double.

16 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 15:26

What the actual fuck

17 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 15:27

QPR are fucked. This makes me happy.

Can't see Sunderland dropping 5 points over QPR, they both too shit.

18 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 15:28

>>14
Haha you thick shit do you not check the form - villa won their last 2 and clearly confidence up whilst Sunderland confidence down

19 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 15:28

poyet
a hack

Pick both options

20 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 15:29

Come on Villa, 11 more and we can go above Hull.

21 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 15:29

down by 2 inside 20 minutes at home

22 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 15:30

betting against Tim

23 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 15:31

>>18
To be fair, that was only 2 games, and only 1 in the league before today. You can't call 1 game in the league a "turn around". But as a Sunderland fan yeah I expected Villa to be full of confidence.

24 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 15:32

mfw the sunderland forum right now

meltdown

25 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 15:32

paddy power taking the piss out of all the blacks in the prem lying about their age

top kek

26 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 15:33

No Villa goals in 8 minutes

Sherwood out

27 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 15:34

fucking pen for sunderland, refball again.... that was handball

28 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 15:35

You are now aware that Agbonlahor has scored against Sunderland at the Stadium of Light for the last 3 seasons in a row.

He only normally gets about 5 goals a season as well.

29 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 15:35

sherwoods done a fantastic job at villa so far

30 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 15:36

>>28
Wasnt it 0-0 last season?

31 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 15:38

>>28
For the last 3 seasons we've had 0 pace at the back (or anywhere really).

O'Shea and Brown vs Agbonlahor...

32 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 15:40

Neither Sunderland or Villa will get relegated

33 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 15:42

Fucking go into administration already Sunderland.

34 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 15:42

>>30
Nope, 1-0 to Villa after Cattermole fucked up a back-pass and let Gabby run through on goal.

Come to think of it, Gabby scored against Sunderland in the 6-1 thrashing at VP 2 years ago as well. So that's AT LEAST 4 goals in 3 seasons for a player that hasn't even managed 20 goals in the last 3 seasons.

35 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 15:43

Sunderland still have home games against Palace and Newcastle.

Based Pards will save them again.

36 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 15:45

>>35
Still guaranteed three points against us. Can't see them dropping.

They'll get a new manager in time for the derby. He'll win, celebrate, some mug will get him tattooed on him, he'll go into meltdown and they'll be relegation threatened again. The cycle will continue.

37 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 15:47

Martinez sacked by Everton, hired by Sunderland the same afternoon, Martinez gets Sunderland wiggling to 17th.

Book it.

38 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 15:49

Even if we see this out I still can't see Sunderland going down - it'll be QPR, Burnley and Leicester.

39 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 15:56

Mfw Sunderland sack poyet just before the derby.

40 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 15:57

sunderland fans walking out already after 30 minutes

tip top laugh

41 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 15:58

Villa going for a 6-0 this time.

42 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 16:00

1 more goal and Villa goes passed their tally for away goals all season.

Haha... haha... hah.

If you read that someone has offed themselves from the wearmouth bridge that's me.

43 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 16:01

Being a Sunderland fan will never ever be satisfying

We're an embarrassment.

44 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 16:02

Nah, fuck it. I've followed this shit-heap for long enough, it ends now.

45 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 16:02

Can we play the youth team instead?

46 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 16:07

missing sunderland player only 10 players on pitch WTF

47 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 16:07

44,000 people turned up to watch this game.

44,000.

Fourty four thousand people.

Who says us northerners aren't thick?

48 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 16:08

QPR's only away points came from a win against Blunderland
Villa doubling their away goals against Blunderland

49 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 16:16

>>45
Poyet wouldn't have it. I'd do it. Watmore, Mandron, Mavrias, Pickford. Put them all in.

50 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 16:18

I enjoyed the 8-0 because it made us look worse.

Of course Sunderland will get some mental manager in time for the derby to win and then implode.

51 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 16:22

QPR burnely and leicester are confirmed for relegation anyway

this result has little to no meaning in the great scheme of things

blunderland will go down next season though if they don't sack poyet

52 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 16:23

Just remember even Lambert beat Sunderland 6-1.

Also top lel when Sherwood had an interview with the mail he took down a poster in his office of the 6-1 win saying Villa shouldn't glorify a single match.

53 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 16:26

OF ALL 96 TEAMS IN THE ENGLISH LEAGUES, VILLA ARE 92ND AT SCORING GOALS

SUNDERLAND ARE LOSING 4-0 AT HALF TIME TO THEM

54 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 16:28

I kind of wished aston villa would break 2007-08 derby's record of least goals scored in the premier league (20)

fuck off blunderland

55 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 16:28

Nzogbia nearly making it 5
Sunderland missing a player for some reason

Massive blunders

56 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 16:31

No matter how bad Sunderland have been, it's important to remember that Newcastle lost to this team for the last 4 games.

57 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 16:32

Nothing to do with Villa, it's Sunderland implosion mode.

58 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 16:32

Villa were supposed to be getting relegated. Fuck this.

59 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 16:33

O'Shea in charge for the rest of the season? Just to get him off the fucking pitch, mind you.

60 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 16:34

>>56
It pains me to say it but our derby record doesn't mean anything when we can fuck up this badly. Newcastle doesn't implode like this.

61 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 16:35

>>60

Newcastle doesn't implode like this.

We did last season but we had somehow had a good enough first half for it to no matter.

I just try and sleep through derby games now.

62 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 16:37

losing 0-4 to Aston villa
being absolutely pathetic

63 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 16:37

Blunderland applying precisely 0 pressure

Its like they want to get relegated

64 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 16:39

I WAS DOING SOME RESEARCH ON THE HISTORY OF TYNE & WEAR AND I FOUND OUT ABOUT THE VICTORIA HALL DISASTER OF 1883 WHICH KILLED 183 CHILDREN. MACKEMS SAY THAT IT WAS THE WORST TRAGEDY EVER TO OCCUR IN SUNDERLAND.

I'M SKEPTICAL ABOUT THAT CLAIM. I'M PRETTY SURE THE ONGOING TRAGEDY AT THE STADIUM OF LIGHT HAS RESULTED IN THE LOSS OF OVER 9000 SIDES.

65 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 16:40

Why does the BBC get who I assume are their first choice pundits on MOTD when Sky etc usually put the best games on Sunday? On second though, why can't Lineker just work 2 shows a week instead of just 1?

66 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 16:40

Working class people
Spending the little money they have on football tickets
Leave early, wasting the little money you had

67 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 16:41

>>65
because Lineker is too important to work 2 days a week

68 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 16:41

Villa bringing on a 16 year old

Mackems will try to fuck him

This 16 year old black kid of Villa is better than Danny Graham

69 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 16:43

>>68

Good thing Johnson isnt on the pitch otherwise he'd be in trouble

70 Name: 606 : 2015-03-14 16:45

Anyone remember when Suderland were good?

71 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 16:46

Wickham wasting free goals again.

72 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 16:46

So I just went to the kitchen to get a glass of water and my flatmate started to talk to me about football. I just smiled and yeah I agree and walked off again

73 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 16:47

>>71

Connor Wickham cost £12m

74 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 16:48

Sunderland play in the 'premier' league

75 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 16:48

>>73
Conor wickham was never good

76 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 16:49

4 more wins and villa and villa are safe according to sherwood

77 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 16:49

16 years old
from Birmingham
black
Murphy

he's Irish lol haha

78 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 16:50

>>77

Birmingham
Largest Irish community in England outside of London
Largest Black British community outside of London

Yeah how the fuck did that happen.

79 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 16:50

Not enough people in the stadium to cause a riot

ffs

80 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 16:51

>>73
work colleague quizzed me on some 'fact' about english players who cost 8+ million but dont have a cap for england

he said dean ashton was the most recent player who fit this category

and i said it sounded like bullshit and i bet there are more players

he was cocky

now with my newfound information i will rek his buttocks on monday

81 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 16:52

>>77-78

local lad

So he's muslim?

82 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 17:02

not enjoying football at the moment

looking forward to next season already tbh

83 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 17:05

>>82
I'm looking forward to Newcastle getting a new manager and maybe an actual centre back.

We'll get neither and start next year with John Carver managing the team and playing at CB.

84 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 17:09

This wasn't your ordinary everyday choking

This was... advanced choking

It's not even the Gus that cost them. They lost that game 0-4.

85 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-14 17:12

Wickham

He can't shoot to save his life so that doesn't bother me too much lel. As long as he keeps playing well