Hey /lounge/, austist fag here. Please help me! I'm always terrified to leave my room since my roommate might be home, so I can't go to the kitchen to get spoons to eat my peanut butter. I also can't keep all the spoons in my room and if I did I'd still need to leave to clean them sometimes. So I never have a spoon to eat with so I'm basically starving to death. How can I eat mypeanut butter without access to spoons?

>>1
Disposable spoons anon, or sneak out when roommate asleep like a normie would do.

I also can't keep all the spoons in my room

Just keep one spoon.

Buy 100 spoons on eBay and wait three months for them to come from China.

Sounds like you need to start a spoon collection.

Instead of asking about spoons, why don't you try to overcome your fears and actually befriend your roommate?

Use 1 spoon that you lick clean.

Bend all the spoons

i gather spoons over a week or so, then on friday night when everybody's away, i sneak out to clean them. I have also mastered pissing out of the balcony so I don't risk running into my roommates in the toilet.

This is the Austim Exemption Checking Service of the CIA Business Services Authority, please leave the spoons where you found them.

Get a spoon.

Buy a wooden spoon.

>>12
How many?

>>13
100.

>>14
100 wat?

>>15
100 spoons.

>>16
Yeah?

>>17
Wat?

>>18
Spoons.

>>19
100 wooden spoons?

>>20
Yeah mate, they're wooden.

>>21
Wooden spoons you, wooden be they not?