Anyone ever set themselves "missions" to do outdoors? I've been NEET for ages so I got bored and slowly ventured into the outdoor world. I only go out between 4-7am when most normies are still asleep and there's at least a bit of daylight, at least in summer anyway.

I started off by going to the supermarket near me 5-10 minutes after it opens so I'm one of the only ones in there and I feel calmer. When I first started I would just buy slob food like crisps, biscuits, beer etc. but eventually I came up with the idea of creating real life missions. I always thought it would be hilarious to shit and piss absolutely everywhere in a toilet cubicle and do a runner, just the thought of a cleaner coming in and being horrified by the sight of it makes me laugh so much. The first time I did it was last summer, I was nervous at first but got such an adrenaline rush from doing it. Went into a toilet cubicle and started pissing all over the walls, floor, door, and toilet. I then proceeded to take a shit on the toilet seat and then throw it around a bit. Didn't firmly grip the shit because otherwise I'd take too long washing my hands and might get caught. I did this again the second time, but after that I was too scared to go back because they might recognise me. I've since done it again in a few local food places and McDonalds ( https://i.imgur.com/zPDIz8J.jpg ) but McDonalds is kind of hard to do because its busy even in non social hours where I live and the place is small so easy to get caught if not careful. In these cases I usually just go for the classic shit over the back of the bog and then do a runner

Other shit I do outside is looking for coins people drop on the floor, mostly 2ps 5ps 20ps (but I once found a pound coin), pissing over the walls of peoples gardens or throwing pringles cans filled with shit and piss over there, climbing trees till I get bored, stuff like that.

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https://i.imgur.com/zPDIz8J.jpg

Thanks for the image. I puked so hard

Paper bags+ lighter.

I like this thread, keep goin

Went into a toilet cubicle and started pissing all over the walls

What happens if someone does that before you go in there, how would you like it?

I was prescribed Valium a month ago, and it turned out I'm allergic. They then gave me another anxyolitic, but I kept the small boxes of Valium. Each one has 20 pills, and one of them is missing 2, with which I found out I'm allergic.

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Sir......That is fucking genius

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I do the same thing at my highschool.
Every day I go to the bathroom, shit on the edge of the toilet, and piss all over the floor and the sink. Usually there's shit all over the floor too (stains of me doing it). One time I took a shit on a roll of paper and opened up a light fixture on the ceiling and smushed the poop in the light fixture and put it back and nobody has bothered to clean it. I also shat in a urinal once, it felt like disarming a fucking bomb because if anyone saw me I would be fucked. Needless to say, I shat in the urinal and the piss inside of the urinal splashed to the floor too. I also grab the garbage can and throw it over the stalls so garbage just goes everywhere, and sometimes also shit in the garbage and spill it.

I have never been caught.

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I went to Thailand two years ago a fucked 9 women in 2 weeks. Some were good some were bad, Pattaya was probably the best spot and yes check if they're ladyboys because once you've had a few drinks it's hard to tell with some