How many of you retards were dumb enough to spend $300 on a gimmick that has half a decade old hardware and no third party game development that anyone gives a fuck about?

>>1
Not /games/ k now fuck off back there!

uh, whats the gimmick mate, a hand held console?

>>4
Are you so dense that you don't see every Nintendo product as a gimmick?

>>3
so what? only proves that 2,5 million people are dumb enough to keep nintendo in business for another generation of consoles. switch is going to flop like wii u when everyone realizes the third party games aren't ever going to materialize

>>4
correct. it doesn't do handheld well with it's stupidly short battery life and it doesn't do console well because it's massively under powered.

Idk man this is the first zelda since windwaker that I have enjoyed , and the console itself corrected it's autistic brother the Wii u's mistakes

>>4
um tiny controllers that are clearly designed for the hands of a toddler.

>>6
are you getting paid to be so emotional?

>>6
When you say "massively underpowered" I assume you're just bunching it together with other consoles and comparing them all to pc? Because otherwise, if you compare it specifically to other consoles, they're all shit anyway so who gives a fuck?

>>7
i'll give you one that zelda is a great game but what else is there?...............................................................................................................................................NOTHING.

wow six year old skyrim. fucking impressive nintendo, i stopped at a gamestop today and asked them if there was any good games on the horizon for the switch. she started gushing about shovel man and bullshit. i stopped her there and asked, "is there anything on the horizon that would appeal to someone who isn't a preteen?

well, uh, i mean later on there will be um........ more games.

>>10
i don't compare consoles to PC. my three year old pc still outpaces ps4 and xbox one.

>>3
1.5 million bought pet rocks. people are stupid as fuck.

But what about 1 2 switch

The same retard is posting in this thread over and over again.

Probably the op.

>>1
My wife's boyfriend bought it for me and overall I'm pretty happy with it. Tomorrow he said we might go to Gamestop and buy a nice case for when we all go to his Beach-house.

I bought it because I'm not poor as fuck

>>17
this

you fucking swear like if i drained my peasant savings buying one hoping to rule the world

its a toy why else would one buy a toy?

>>17
but you are dumb apparently

>>8
Pro controller is on point though

>>16
You've got a lot of good boy points to spend anon.

>>16
You've got a lot of good boy points to spend anon.

Splatoon 2 is gonna be pretty damn good. New proper 3d Mario also looks awesome.

It's a toy for chillgens. Chillgens grow up, buy it cuz it reminds them of their youth, rinse and repeat.

>>24
I'm willing to bet you don't have three months of expenses saved.

>>11
So you verified your assumption by interrogating a GameStop employee. Literally no value, and it makes me question your critical thinking ability.

>>8
I have friends who play Football and they say the Joycons feel fine, you're hands are just too fat

>>20
great, $300 just became $370
>>26
i was actually just going to buy it to play BOTW then sell it on craigslist. i was curious if she had anything to tell me that would make me actually keep the switch longer than it will take me to beat zelda.

>>1
I wanted one and I bought one. Simple as that. 300 is only like a pair of nice shoes anyways and I wear them out in like 2 months...

>>1

$300 is a lot of money

kek I forget that this place is a haven for the poor and unemployed.

The only thing that bothers me is that Nintendo makes his games more childish every year.

But i dont care about Mario. Its games like Zelda that turned into garbage. Botw gets boring pretty fast and the minimalistic soundtrack isnt iconic enough for me.
I loved the lost wood themes and all those magic places.
It was like playing a fairytale or atleast you could use a bit of your imagination. The game was serious. Deku tree died and the world was in real danger.
The tone was perfect.
Bosses and Dungeons in botw arent bad at all but they lack enemys and a well designed boss not some l4zer shooting purple ganonthing. Fuck that slime on the ground wtf is that.
Also the durability.
7.5/10

I bought it for my wii u. My only games are mario maker, windwaker and botw. Rest is virtual console.

Playstation and X Box are bad computers for me. If i play console its Nintendo.

Me, there are simple solutions to nearly every problem.

Here's one. If you don't like it dont fucking buy it

>>28
Go back to /games/ you dumb sonygger

>>30
wow. literally no one said that. good job making shit up.

I want a switch not fare.

Someone lick a switch card.

>>36
Tastes like cat piss.

Switch has no games.

>>1
You mad bro?

>>39
Mad like a fox.

Still no games on switch, no more Nes Classic Mini's, hell Nintendo is shit.

The term gimmick is quite flexible, and is used quite broadly for all Nintendo systems.

Guys the SuperNES Mini is coming, how does it feel knowing you will never get one!

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2017-04-19-sources-nintendo-to-launch-snes-mini-this-year

>>43
But no one owns a NES classic.

Someone lick a switch cart, to see if they die from the toxic waste used to make it teased like piss.

My switch is bent.

>>46
Bent it back into shape.

>>1
10/10 thread. Subscribed and upvoted