sup /lounge/ there's a random car parked in my driveway that's been here for about 30 minutes. Engine is running I keep hearing doors shut and a Hispanic voice. I'm afraid they're about to rob me... I noticed an android on my password protected wifi and we don't have an android, so I turned my wifi off and am using my phone for web access. Big fat girl in the passenger seat too.

what do /lounge/?

Discharge your firearm.

or

If you're really worried and you're clean then call the cops.

>>1

what do /lounge/?

Turn your wifi back on
Call Julian Assange
He gives you excellent router hacker
Hacker gets into unknown android on network
Hacker gives you all of the nudes on the android
You pay hacker
You post those nudes on here

TOGTFO

And you decided to post on 4ct rather than call the cops?

I'm calling shennanigans on this post.

What the fuck? This same shit happened to me yesterday! He had a Californian license plate too!

step one crank this on your stereo...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6c9UZ3OxTw

step two start shooting

>>4

I'm calling shennanigans on this post.

I called Shennanigan's yesterday. They sounded busy. Was thinking about calling them again.

What does /lounge/ think?

OP. Take off clothes, then cover your dick with mustard.
Wait in front of the door. When they come in, look at them with your most rapist-ish face.

>>1
call the robbers a bunch of cucks

>>9
Did you just assume their criminality?

>>10
Truly an epic meme.

>>11
Walking in the rain without an umbrella increases your risk if getting wet.

>>11
You need to pay the trip bills