The fat fuck of a roommate that I am living with just refuses to do basic shit around the place! I end up having to shove so much shit to the side so I can attempt to open the front door! It has been six times we had to do a major cleaning session, which took about 5 hours each, just so we wouldn't be evicted! I am always on his ass about picking up trash after he is done cooking, eating, opening mail or whatever, but he either blows it off completely or just pretends to forget to do it. I'm sorry if you are unable to pick up and throw away the paper plate that you used to microwave hotpockets with. I'm sorry if you can't wipe down the microwave because you can't cover food properly. I'm sorry if the wrappers from the hotpocket is to difficult to throw away.

Word of advice. NEVER. GROUP. WITH. A. /LOUNGER/S!

pile all his shit in his room all his trash everything. Throw all the dishes out except one of everything lock those in your room. So that way you have something to eat with keep 2 towels. They don't need to be was every day if your towel is dirty you ain't doing it right, lock the WiFi until he does his part.

>>2
I would do that... If he didn't pay the majority of the rent

>>1
Kick him out. Beat the shit out of him.
Quit whining like a twat on 4ct and do something about it you beta fgt