Why is that millenials that are upset over words.

Mmm, you messin with sum scurry shit, cracker. They gonna get you tonight if you ain't careful.

Best get yourself some salt and you gotta get a cat. Place the salt in the cat (use your imagination) and place the cat in the trunk of a 71 Pinto. Blast some Skynard on the radio and take a shot of Jellyfish urine. You should be good after that. As an added precaution, I'd recommend sleeping the your underwear backwards and leaving your backdoor unlocked.

The human race is doomed to inevitable destruction within a few hundred years, if not sooner.

A tragic comedy, if you look at it like I do.

Call this edgy or whatever you'd like, but we're not going to ever make it off this planet.

Enjoy your lives while you have them.

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you're kidding, right? please tell me you're kidding