* His name is Sebastian. Sebastian Anusoid.
* He is adopted, though his mother loves him very much, to the point of being his only friend IRL.
* His consort enjoys performing fellatio on equine penii.
* His father runs a crack farm.
* He in unable to grasp the basic principles of the English language.
* He's a troll.
* His arch-nemesis is Dr. Win, a renowned Chinese Ph.D.
* He hates cacti. Why is that? It is a mystery.
* He lives in a redneck-style trailer. Perhaps parked in a direct vicinity of his dad's crack farm.
* He's also a queer (see /fa/ and skin-tight jeans).
* He's victimised by a chronic cognitive dissonance disorder.
* He's doing drugs.
* He can beat your queer ass's off!
* He can visit the anal plane.
* He can barely do that, since Robert C. is still here with us.
* He is trying to make /lounge/ "an better place". He's been quite successful with that.
* He has exposed uncountable numbers of faultless civilians to the horrifying visage of his face. I'm so, so sorry.
* He's an anus!, though he can insure you.

Could you anymore of an obvious shill.

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