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Having sex with girlfriend is like fucking a corpse

1 Name: Anonymous : 2017-02-19 16:31
I just wished she would pretend to be alive during sex for once. FUCKING MOOOOOOOVE STUPID WHORE. I don't want to fuck a corpse restarted bitch.
2 Name: Anonymous : 2017-02-20 03:30
I didn't know these things even existed anymore. You normalfags must have a really shitty life.
3 Name: Anonymous : 2017-02-20 04:43
non responsiveness is fucking hot
4 Name: Anonymous : 2017-02-20 05:27
I like sex too, but I can't be dealing with a sack of potatos.
5 Name: Anonymous : 2017-02-20 21:41
I'd like to fuck a corpse.
6 Name: Anonymous : 2017-02-21 01:58
>>1
Is that a women's studies text or her oppression diary?
7 Name: Anonymous : 2017-02-22 00:13
The OP is usually a faggot. There can be exceptions though, for instance if the OP is also anon.
7 Name: Anonymous : 2017-02-22 00:14
Would you ever stop posting this thread every day? Sage
8 Name: Anonymous : 2017-02-23 02:59
Take an 8 inch piece of duct tape, and a shit load of thumb tacks. you need two inches top, and two bottom, to stay clear to stick it to you. 4 inches in the middle? stick the back of the tacks to the

sticky tape. Neat packing, neat rows, so as many as you can fit.

Put it on your pussy. Tacks should run from bottom of pussy to just past your clit.

tacks are stuck to tape, not pushed through, to make sure that they don't get forced back out. they're stuck in place.

Take two pairs of the smallest, most undersized panties you can fit in. they hold everything in place, should the tape fail.

Find a HARD surface. Wood. Metal. Straddle it.
Grind that surface, leaning forward to put pressure on your clit, as aggressively as you can, for as long as you can. And bounce. By which i mean, lift yourself up, and let yourself fall, full force, on your tack covered pussy. try top last an hour, or to 10 orgasms.

When you get off, sit down, legs open. Take the harshest object you can find to hit with (back or a wide, firm brush is good), and spank your cunt as hard as you possibly can. Aim for 20 spanks. If you get to 20 and are not crying, do 20 more. if you get to 20 and are crying, do 10 more.

then peel off the panties, and pull the tape back, and look in a mirror, enjoying the marks left behind.
9 Name: Anonymous : 2017-02-24 21:02
Thanks to all, I am bisexual and I was afraid of not having strong enough erections with women! have a good day.

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