AngstyMcSkullFace and *CowShit* are my parody troll accounts. I know when I'm posting under those personas that I'm a drooling retard, but I'm not serious.

Could you imagine if someone was actually that stupid, though?

I admit I've driven as fast as 125 before. Maybe even 140.

Ever since I've tried to drive very safely.

>>1
I will admit that you are not funny brother, and your mental instability is worrisome especially if you live near a school and have access to firearms.

it's been four days since I last came.

>>1
Just curious, how many brains do you have?

>>4
You poor thing.

I'm not a baseball player.

I am not really Hitler, nor related to Hitler, nor one of the Boys from Brazil.

In fact, I'm only part German.

>>1
Only dickless ass holes need troll accounts.

>>10
I admit that SFBE is a dickless fuckwit.

I'm secretly Deep Throat's granddaughter.

>>12
Linda Lovelace is your Grandma?

I only support President-Emperor Trump because I believe he will start WWIII, and I want to make a movie about said war and win an Oscar. Yes, there will be many casualties, hellish destruction, and life will be a nightmare, but I'll have an Oscar.

I admit that I didn't write Ulysses and Finnegan's Wake.

>>15
No-shit nigger!

i'm an oldfag, ask me anything.

>>17
Why are oldfags such fags!

i'd really like to counteract my poor drinking habbits with smoking, but I don't know if I could end up worsening my lifestyle just by smoking

I post pics of myself dressed like a trap on imageboards.

I hate RedCream.

I hate Sfbe.

MRROW MMROOW MROOOOW

I was in the lobby of the Waldorf Astoria in NYC and Trump walked right past me, of that counts lol.

>>22
Keked and checked

How do we realize our own consciousness.

I buy cheap broken computers and search for porn with undelete programs.

Never dependend on someone else to make you happy, and never expect others to give a shit about you when you're at your worst.

My wiener is getting longer.

I've kicked 4 white people down the stairs in the subway. 2 of them were caught on video, the other 2 were from street level so no cameras.

mfw: Ive moved on to booting dominicans and africans down the stairs because white people were drawing too much attention.

Opera was better..

The other day I taped ducks to my ass while cooking black socks.

I admit my roal.

>>33
What roal would that be?

A fag like "OP is a fag" or a fag like "OP suck dicks"?
Because I hate gays.

Walking around Manhattan you sometimes see celebrities trying to be inconspicuous. What I like to do is shout "HEY LOOK ITS XXX!!!!" Really loud. So far I've gotten Craig Robinson coming out of a restaurant and Ron Jeremy walking down the street. Craig Robinson looked at me with a defeated look in his eye that said "come on man". It's hilarious to see them get swarmed by people asking for photos knowing I've caused this inconvenience for them.

>>35
I think you'll have more fun with this over at /newpol/.

I've never found a woman who was worth more than 15-20 minutes of my time 3 or 4 times a week.