I love masturbation, but I find sex incredibly boring?

1 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme : 2016-02-22 21:38

Is there something wrong with me, my friends? Be brutally honest.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-22 21:45

Plug in the toaster next time.

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3 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-22 21:48

I just don't feel any pleasure from sex with a woman.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-22 21:53

what do you feel when you have sex with a man?

5 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme : 2016-02-22 22:01

No pleasure whatsoever. But I enjoy masturbating over men and women.

6 Name: Harold Baxter : 2016-02-22 22:04

Try putting a carrot in your anus.

7 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-22 22:07

do you wear condoms? That could be the reason, wearing condoms is like taking a shower with your clothes on

8 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-22 22:32

I put farts in carrot anus condoms.

9 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-24 01:04

>>8
you are absolutely correct