She wasn't talking to me because she liked me. She just wants a friend. I don't need a friend. Especially hot ones.

Tell her you only date models.

She is a model.

Tell her you only date nude models.

That's great but I am not trying to shake her off. There's no need for that. But I'll tell her.

Okay, so tell her you only date male models.

Reminds me of a situation I had in college that was worse. I blew $100 (a lot for a starving student) on two dinners with this chick, that then pulls the friend deal so I just dropped off the map. A month later she calls crying and has the nerve to start jawing about a bad relationship she had gotten into. She was the type to just jabber on, so I gave the phone to my roommate who listened to her for ten dang minutes trying not to laugh, then says: "I don't know who you are, but stop whining!".

Yes. I don't do hot chick friends because it's a strain on the heart and the balls.

Or model airplanes.
or mannequins.
Male mannequins.
Im not sure he would have to differentiate the sex of the mannequin at that point.
Or marionettes.
But who would work the strings?

Oh

If she thought you were single do you think she would have reacted the same way to you?

Probably not. Anyway I'm relieved now. She's too hot I'd end up chaining her up like in Paris, Texas lol.

You went from 0-60 really fast.

That's what women like that do to me. I haven't met one in years. And don't want to again.

Bitches man