my girlfriend made turkey meatloaf last night. it was good, but not very filling, so I wound up eating quite a bit. I took a probiotic after I was done.

tonight, I went to see star wars with some friends (which is awesome by the way). In the theater, my stomach began growling, a growl for the bathroom. but the movie was so good I couldn't get up, so I began farting. the place was crowded and everyone smelt the sh!t in my bowels.

i just got back and i am on the toilet while the meal from last night turds. it is a large, dense, satisfying sh!t.

has your dinner from last night started turding yet?