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Republicans lack imagination. They're simple minded and can only follow plots like "jesus good, satan bad, the end."

Do you have actual polling data or did the voices in your head tell you this?

Because the good guys who don't have the powerful war weapons somehow find ways to defeat the bad guys who do.

Think of Viet Nam vs America and beating us.

We are the Empire and the Viet Cong are the rebels.

"Vietnam Cong are the rebels"

So Star Wars is socialist PROPANDA disguises as a marketing ploy to sell toys and collectibles?

Hmmmmm

Yeah, you gotta watch out for those pandas because they really are the pros at selling stuff. I mean, they can sell you your 3 day old garbage back to you if your not careful.

I bought this couch from an amateurpanda on Craigslist.

It's considered a safe space for them, and it's appealing mostly to homosexuals and homosexuals in denial.

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That's a weird one. Why is it appealing to most homosexuals or "homosexuals in denial?"

Living in a fantasy world is to the liberal what living in Africa is to the cheetah.

A constant struggle for survival?

The Death Star did kinda put a stop to climate change on Alderaan.

Too stupid to answer.