1. Free entry into night clubs and bars
2. Not having their motives questioned when playing with children
3. Being 90 percent less likely of becoming homeless
4. Being given free stuff because someone finds them attractive
5. Female-specific scholarships
6. Being considered the more valuable gender
7. An education system tailored to their needs and learning strengths
8. Having their feelings considered at all times
9. Playing less retirement contributions but still claiming more due to longer life expectancy
10. Not being expected to do manual labor
11. Being deceptive about their level of attractiveness
12. Being a stay at home parent as the norm for their gender
13. Access to contraception pills
14. Being able to opt out of parenthood after the fact
15. Gaining custody of children if they do not possess a major character flaw
16. Alimony
17. Having female specific cancers receiving more attention and funding than male specific or non specific cancers
18. Having biased pro-female movements that are taken seriously by the government and the public at large
19. Women-only spaces
20. Women-only tv shows
21. Being allowed to blame all unprofessional or inappropriate behavior on hormones
22. Accusing men of being privileged and having that accusation go unchallenged
23. Never being labeled as "creepy" because they're attracted to someone who doesn't reciprocate
24. Being represented in a consistently positive manner on television
25. Being a secondary breadwinner ina household--if at all--and still being respected by society
26. Having female circumcision being largely condemned
27. Quotas
28. Never having to defend their own liberty
29. Having standards lowered to suit them when joining the military
30. Being given preferential treatment in a crisis
31. Having sympathy of men and women in a crisis
32. Having sympathy of the court when murdering their own children
33. Being innocent until proven guilty after sexual assault allegations
34. Having it publicly proclaimed she cannot rape a man if she is a statutory rapist
35. Having it publicly proclaimed she cannot rape a man if she is a rapist
36. Having it publicly proclaimed that the male in question is "lucky" if she were to rape him
37. Being the victim, no matter what, not the perpetrator, when engaging in intoxicated sex no matter who initiated it or whether or not the male was also drunk
38. Less likely to be assaulted
39. Being taken seriously when assaulted, or even if they weren't
40. Crisis centers and available support if they're assaulted
41. Being cheered on by other women when assaulting their partner
42. Having the majority of the opposite sex being conditioned to defend them even when she is the instigator
43. Having their partner blamed if they murder their partner
44. Receiving half the prison sentence as a man for the same crime, if that much
45. Being given the benefit of the doubt by our courts
46. Never being told to suffer in silence
47. Equality having a pro-female bias

And finally

48. Believing sexism applies exclusively to women

17. Having female specific cancers receiving more attention and funding than male specific or non specific cancers

This one really bugs me. I've often half-joked that if breast and ovarian cancers got cured tomorrow, that there won't be any "(insert color here)" movements for testicular or any other type of cancer.

Sadly, I'm probably not too far off the mark.

Not to mention the FACT that very few women actually die from breast cancer, and yet it continues to receive the most donations from charities.

Breasts are trendy. Pink is a bright color. It's favorable to both genders because men can always get behind a movement that is all about #SaveTheBoobies! etc.

Meanwhile, cancers that kill men aren't given a dime from charities, because who wants to save testicles and colons? Let them rot off. We don't care.

Women are precious goddesses and men are expendable filth.

Well why don't you start up a charity for prostate and other male forms of cancer, Simba? Do you donate to the ones that already exist?

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Simba?!

I'm ANON, MOTHERF*@&ER!!

(I'm dead)

(In Triumph the Comic Insult Dog voice) I tremble oh scary beast who got himself trampled. ;D

But seriously, whatever sports you like, or gaming, you could start something based around that.

Women have colons, too.

But we just ended "Mo-vember," the month which focused on men's health issues. Did you miss it? You were supposed to grow a mustache in solidarity.

24. Being represented in a consistently positive manner on television

This is a big one that has always bothered me, and has probably caused the most damage in American society.

Things have eased up a bit, but there was a long period of time in the 90's and 2000's when every god damn show on television had some hot, intelligent, can-never-do-wrong wife....with some fat, ugly, stupid, fat, bald, slob of a husband who could never do anything right.

It made all husbands and fathers look like idiots. And the wives just enjoyed her days teasing him and proving him wrong.

And any man who complained about this trend in entertainment was always greeted with the response:

"GROW A SPINE! IT'S JUST A TV SHOW!"

or

"MAN UP!"

or

"HOW DOES IT FEEL!?!?!"

hahaha

You know that movie "Jingle All the Way"? I love the movie and think it's a cute Christmas film - but one of the (unintentional maybe?) messages is that if you're a working father who spends a lot of the time at the office supporting your family, you are a loser and deserve to have your wife start fawning over a rich spoon-in-the-mouth guy who can afford to be with his family all the time.

Moral of the story:

Men who work too hard are terrible fathers and terrible husbands.

Men who don't work enough are terrible fathers and terrible husbands.

#MenAreTerrible

#NoWonderWivesCheat

#Misandry