After several years as a stay at home father, I've come to realize that I'm struggling with postpartum depression and Morgellon's Disease. Though I've enjoyed posting here and spreading the virtues of Herman Cain, Monsanto, and left libertarianism, I believe that my time may be better spent getting away from my son and working on the Martin O'Malley campaign. I'm also trying to become an associate editor for Everyday Feminism, and a race car driver. I may pop in from time to time, but for now, this is goodbye. The song from the end of Dr. Strangelove starts playing.

That.....Was funny. Cheers.

What about your son's speech impediment?! You won't fix that? Rude.

You've become a bit of a tool lately. Just a heads up...

We all need someone we can lean on.

I don't understand... So the top continued to spin, or... Huh?