....i ate this morning.

I stopped at my local bagel store and ordered an egg cheese ham and sausage on a sesame bagel. it was great.

now, hours later, I am farting. my farts smell just like it. its not even that bad, I like it. but farts smell like eggs in the first place, so if you eat eggs, your farts will smell just like eggs.

That happened to my grandma. Her farts and breath smelled like fetus dumplings the rest of the day after she ate lunch.