Halloween anal evacuation.

1 Name: Anonymous : 2015-11-01 00:52

I'm at a Halloween party right now currently in my friends bathroom recovering from a anal evacuation. I go to look for tp but to my shock there isn't shit but there is shit dripping down my buttcheeks ,there isn't even a book a towel or fucking anything I'm screwed unless /lounge/ has any suggestions pls halp for gods sake someone is knocking.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2015-11-01 01:06

is there a sink in the toilet?
if so lower buttcrack over tap and wash

3 Name: Anonymous : 2015-11-01 01:08

Use your hand dude. Just wash that shit after

pun intended
bumping for interest

4 Name: Anonymous : 2015-11-01 01:10

>>2
The faucet doesn't work..

5 Name: Anonymous : 2015-11-01 01:13

Nigga, is there soap in the sink? Man the fuck up! use your hand, whiney bitch!!! Or, if you wanna puss-out use your underwear and throw them away.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2015-11-01 01:14

>>5
OP here I didn't wear shorts under my costume m8.

7 Name: Anonymous : 2015-11-01 01:16

Then use the shower curtain, oh wait, lemme guess no shower curtain. You're fucked, jump out window and run into traffic.

8 Name: Anonymous : 2015-11-01 01:19

>>5
Faucet doesn't work retard.

9 Name: Anonymous : 2015-11-01 01:20

>>1
Goodbye socks is only option you have fag

10 Name: Anonymous : 2015-11-01 01:22

Clench your butt hole and go find a book out there or a coaster.
Hope everyone is so wasted they don't notice the shit smell.

11 Name: Anonymous : 2015-11-01 01:23

>>7
This is the point of no return I'm going for it.

12 Name: Anonymous : 2015-11-01 01:24

lower your butcrack deep into toilet cavity and flush

13 Name: Anonymous : 2015-11-01 01:25

>>9
I'm wearing a god damn full body greenman suit faggot.
Why would I wear socks under that.

14 Name: Anonymous : 2015-11-01 01:37

>>13
Well you didn't say that when you posted fucktard also are people not gonna wonder whats happened to you. Or maybe its more like you never even left your mums basement and the last party you went to was in 3rd grade.

15 Name: Anonymous : 2015-11-01 01:44

>>14
Check you're shit fuckboy the fag said he didn't wear shorts.

16 Name: Anonymous : 2015-11-01 01:47

there's water down the toilet. Just then go and wash your hands in the kitchen.

seems pretty obvious to me. Or stop being autistic and ask the person at the door to help out

17 Name: Anonymous : 2015-11-01 01:55

>>1
Gtfo through window go home take shower when friends ask you why you left say it was a family problem abd that you aren't ready to talk about it

18 Name: Anonymous : 2015-11-01 02:07

>>4
What kind of shithole party did you go to?

19 Name: Anonymous : 2015-11-02 22:01

I fucked my sisters on Halloween. Right after I expressed to them my superiority as a male after ordering her to bring me another Mt. Dew from downstairs.

They're both Victoria's Secret models and twins btw, shit was cash.