Why don't guys give each other bro jobs? Why isn't this a thing?

Two good heterosexual friends give each other a non sexual blowjob once in a while. I have a friend with benefits who's a dude, and we just fuck for the sake of it. If two straight guys gave each other non-sexual blowjobs what's the difference?

Go out camping or something, get a bro job. Go to the movies, get a bro job. Go to a bar, get a bro job in the toilets. Join a fratertinity, exchange bro jobs.

It's not gay if it's a non sexual blowjob.

What's your thoughts on bro jobs? Would you be down if your best mates were too?

There's clubs in NY, just jerking off in a room, never had the nerve to go

>>2
wtf all guys? that sounds gay though. my proposition isn't gay

>>1
Straight men can't get an erection from activities with teh same sex, and are disgusted by the thought of it.

You sir are a closet homosexual

>>1
What. Are you literally retarded? That is gay.

>>1
Nobody's stopping you from blowing dudes but you're definitely not heterosexual

But it IS sexual, you can't just make it not be sexual by saying "this isn't sexual"

>>7
it's literally oral sex

>>8
but it's not gay if you both close your eyes

it's like a platonic brojob

>>10
Blowjob =/= platonic you fucking retard.

>>11
IT'S A PLATONIC BLOWJOB! IT'S NOT FUCKING GAY!

>>10,12
Oh but it is. You may be desperate enough to claim whatever you want. But it is sexual.

Just because you autists cannot discern reality from your fantasies doesn't make it contrary.

>>12
Platonic relationships are nonsexual you queer get your platonic friends dick out of your platonic retarded mouth and go look up what platonic means so you can realize that you can't give or receive a platonic blowjob

>>1
Why is it that girls can get away with doing the most homo shit and then if they say "yeah I'm straight though, was just having some fun with this other girl" people are like ok with it and continue to see her as a heterosexual?

>>15
Guys can do this too it's called experimenting with your sexuality and being bi-curious but it's rejected by males because it's not masculine and makes you a dick loving pussy.

Totally sounds not gay, RIGHT.

what is worse; being an autistic electricity pylons spammer or lying on /lounge/ about having a boyfriend and a life?

>>1
The awkward moment when a fat guy gets laid just as much as you without spending retarded amounts of hours at the autism clinic to boost his self esteem enough to get confidence. You're almost as beta as the people you think you're mocking.

faggot....like dafuq? y'all gay af, literally you guys can just feel the "f" and "j" key with your nose

>>1
Get a better mask so you don't look like a pretentious hipster faggot. Darth Vader? Jason? Majora? A helmet carved out of a pumpkin? Fuck, just get anything that doesn't scream "Lol anonymous is legion!"

>>1
Can you massively lonely 14 year old cringelords fuck off with this sad faggotry for five goddamned minutes? Seriously, you pathetic fucksticks.

>>1
You know, just because you are high-functioning, does not mean you are not an autist.

Out of principle I don't trust people like you. Whenever someone starts rambling about other people being dumb for empathizing with gays or is generally put off by non-gays he meets, that's one fucking huge red flag.

>>1
Put some peanut butter on your dick and enjoy your dog licking it.

If you go out there and socialize, you'll eventually find someone. I was a kissless virgin before my partner.

If you go out there and socialize, you'll eventually find someone. I was a kissless virgin before my partner.

>>1
You're gonna get stabbed. He's gonna pretend to be nice to you, he may even go so far as to actually have sex with you, and then he's gonna get even and disappear.

>>25-26
New meme or what?

>>28
All SuperFratBoyExtreme meme's enter his mouth every night.

>>1
All you faggots should die! you sick fucks!

They know that. We know that. Everyone knows that.

Let them live in their facade. It will meet up with them on their death bed and decades of regret will pour through them and make their last few minutes of life painful and horribly exhausting.