Hey lounge Newfag here
I have a freshman class that is bad as hell and they always want to talk about me, anyone have some good comebacks I can use? I could really use them.

wow betafag comes to /lounge/ for comebacks, how about asking tablecat lounge and maybe waiting two weeks for a answer.

hey do you kiss your sister with that mouth?

Mime a wide, sweeping assault rifle spray

sucky fucky go away, sucky fucky far away, sucky fucky there you'll stay

>>1
i know you are, but what am i?
gets them everytime
>>2
Genuine proof that this is the bane of mankind.

I'm a lesbian women with a big fat hairy cock and that's ok, cause I'm a lesbian women.

Never slut shame, unless shes fucking a lot of niggers

You just know he wants to eat that cat.

>>1
Here's the thing. You said you're a "newfag".
Are you a fag? Yes. No-one's arguing that.

As someone who is a scientist who studies /lounge/, I am telling you, specifically, on /lounge/, no-one calls themselves a newfag. If you want to be on /lounge/, then you shouldn't either. You're just an anon.

Alright you fagots.
If I'm in a moving train and it's going pretty fast, and I throw a ball up in the air, will the ball stay in the same area, or move closer to the back?
I want explanations.

>>10
How does that prove any points? The whole site is anonymous so you can't know if someones a newfag or not

Where do you drown a hipster?
In the mainstream.

All right faggots. There's been an influx of newfags recently. Prove you're not one of them.

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move out of your parent's basement or third world hovel you live in.