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you ain't shit, kid

1 Name: no one will remember you : 2015-10-04 08:10
after you die
there will be worried faces
do they miss him? do i miss him?
who was he? he smelled funny
if only he had lost 20 pounds.
if only he had a girlfriend.
if only he took his medicine.
lazy, untalented, totally average.
i feel sorry for his parents. what a waste

living for nothing? 000000 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
there's a thousand people (1,000) out there
wearing socks like yours | a tie like yours
using a toothbrush like yours
wearing your shirt, with your belt
if you believe the writings of confucius
there's 7 individuals with your face and
13 with your mind
out there now

your life was a mistake.
you didn't give a fuck about us,
we don't give a fuck about you.
you're no one
here. no one
at your job, at your school
you're a big fucking 0
blink of an eye - you're gone, eyes blinded
a single breath - we don't count them
a sneeze - any one could be your last
a shit - what a time to go

you ain't shit kid
no one will remember you
after you die
2 Name: Anonymous : 2015-10-04 15:41
he believes that the Jews don't control everything

are you naive or just gullible
3 Name: Anonymous : 2015-10-05 20:35
My balls are soft.
4 Name: Anonymous : 2015-10-06 01:43
My feet smell like peanut butter
5 Name: Anonymous : 2015-10-06 02:04
i farted in this thread!
6 Name: Anonymous : 2015-10-06 21:03
>>1
Holy shit the story of progrider's lounge.
7 Name: Anonymous : 2015-10-07 03:45
>>6
More like tablecat's lounge, full of no hope fucktards.
8 Name: Anonymous : 2015-10-07 21:20
>>7
That place is fucking dead, even if RedCream is posting ever thread.
9 Name: Anonymous : 2015-10-08 15:57
>>8
Have you seen the threads there, it's like a gang of monkey anus raping Indian fuckwit are making all the thread, and both RedCream's anustard alternate personas are making all the reply's.
10 Name: Anonymous : 2015-10-14 01:58
How do you feel about very stretchy foreskin?

I felt nothing until you brought this abomination to my attention at which point I felt nothing except disdain for making me think about what I felt concluding in the end that yes I indeed did feel nothing for stretchy foreskin.
11 Name: Anonymous : 2015-10-19 02:01
The poster below me takes a screenshot of his desktop after reading this post and posts it getting dubs.
12 Name: Anonymous : 2015-10-19 14:43
Have you validated yourself yet? I'm sure it couldn't have been done any other way.
13 Name: Anonymous : 2015-10-29 01:49
>>1
goddamn, redditors can't even shitpost and make it funny
this sounds like when i used to overhear weebs in high school and they'd try to be ironically stupid

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