And find Klaus Kinski staring at you at the foot of your bed in the shadows with fire enraged eyes holding a machete.

What do you do?

Call up Werner Herzog and ask for his help in taming the beast.

I yawn, wish him a good morning and go back to bed... like the last seven times that's happened.

Well, if it's when I wake up in the morning, I know what I'd be doing, so . . .

I'd look him square in the eyes, and in an annoyed voice, tell him:

Go Away!!! Baten' . . .

Ditch the machete and clothes, and change it from Klaus to Nastassja = best morning ever.

grab hold of my junk

I just keep repeating to myself, "I deserve this."

>>6
how rude!

Hug him.

>>6
Klaus Kinski has to be in the room before you do that?

I confess..

I would have to ask him who the heck he is ...

THEN after the computer had booted up so that I could check out his filmography ..

I would say ... well the name is familiar BUT I have seen only maybe 2-3 of your 135 films so if you don't mind .. go into the kitchen and make some coffee while I get dressed and we can have a nice little chat over Coffee and Biegnets.

"Get oughta my way. I'm coming through". I'd blast that sucker to kingdom come.

His vision is based on movement.

Die of a heart attack.

Poke my husband and say, "Wake up, honey, someone's come to visit."

hello mister vampire head.

Say hello Mr wooden cross.

Hit him with the boomstick.

Tell him to put on a hockey mask, and he has a role in a popular film franchise!

Yell "It worked!" then offer him some tea and ask if he'll watch Aguirre with me.

I will start quickly preparing my will.

Throw my blanket over him and jump out the window.