A bee stung me in the dick yesterday.

1 Name: Anonymous : 2015-08-28 23:13

Mothefeckers fight dirty.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2015-08-28 23:23

You should buy them drinks and dinner first.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2015-08-28 23:44

Were you going for a stroll in the nude?

4 Name: Anonymous : 2015-08-28 23:48

biggest it's ever been, amirite?

5 Name: Anonymous : 2015-08-28 23:52

Serves you right for trying to fuck a beehive.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2015-08-28 23:56

That was my favorite Bob Dylan track on the "Desire" album.

7 Name: Anonymous : 2015-08-28 23:59

you are the indian in the "indian goes to a whore house" joke.

8 Name: Anonymous : 2015-08-29 00:05

Doubled in size?

Btw: you almost made me lol while I was supervising an exam.

9 Name: Anonymous : 2015-08-29 00:10

Will Poulter in "We're the Millers"?

10 Name: Anonymous : 2015-08-29 00:15

Can't understand how the bee even found that little pea nut.

11 Name: Anonymous : 2015-08-29 01:52

That shit fuckers watching us?