I have a fear of being judged when I buy toilet paper. Every time I get close to checking it out my mind races and I hear all sorts of chuckling sounds. (like people laughing). I know everybody poops, but I just don't wanna be known as "the shitter" by the cashiers.

Are you fucking kidding me?

>>1
You're buying toilet paper, not a fucking dildo. Grow some balls, faggot. Everybody buys it, and anybody who judges someone else for it is a way bigger autist faggot than even you are.

>>1
Just use newspaper if it really bothers you

>>1
Here is some advice that will help you out throughout your entire life:

Stop giving a shit about what people think. Period.

BTW Nobody cares about you buying shit paper. Get some rational fears, panty-waste.

>>1

2015
not stealing your toilet paper from your employer

Sure is extra autist on here tonight.

Or buy online.

>>1
Let me guess you are white right?

This is the kind of beta shit black guys just don't go thru

Get over it. People buy toilet paper. I buy about 15 rolls every week, from the same store, and have been doing so for years, literally years, and no one has ever said a thing.

>>1

uses toilet paper in the comfort of his own home

Stop being a faggot and use your hand.

>>1
The only time I judge someone for buying toilet paper is when I'm shitting at their place and I find out they buy 1 ply sandpaper shit.

MFW

You are more likely to be recognised as "Smelly-ass, the man who never wipes" if you never buy tp

>>7
Yea they are too busy being filled with bullets kek

Your paranoia is driving you to do stupid shit that you'll oneday realize is stupid or get worse.

I used to shit in a bag in my room for fear my parents listened to me using the toilet. Their room was right across from the bathroom. They could hear. I got over it by taking a shit while distracting myself on the phone.

Try buying the TP and focus your attention on something else. Pinch your leg hard, look at a clock or get a stress ball. It helps but it will take time to get past it.

>>1
use deepweb to buy "that" kind of stuff !

>>13
You shat in a fucking bag?

>>5
Coming from the guy who buys toilet paper...
LOL

>>13
wat.
How the fuck did you hide that without them noticing?

>>17
Oh they noticed. But since I also had piss bottles and they never came in my room they thought it was just piss bottles that made the smell. My dad even said that "the piss bottles are disgusting" and I should stop being so lazy. I used to wait until they were out to flush the shit down the toilet.

I have no words for this.

Good work everyone

you go up to the woman at the register and say that the toilet paper is for your dog.