ITT: we write a love story/fapfic between SFBE and Ellen Pao. If no one participates, I'll do my best to write it by myself. Let's begin.

Miss Pao sat alone and stared wistfully at the bar while nursing her vodka tonic. She had just resigned from reddit. They hired her on to do the unpopular tasks then let her resign as the hatred of redditor faggots reached critical mass.
She knew this day was coming, but it hurt all the same. Now she had nothing to do but to sit and drink alone while her husband fucks another guy.

"Having a rough night?" The moderately attractive asian turned to her left and saw a man she vaguely knew as the spammer of one of her former website's competitors. Sean Kinnier, or SFBE. Ordinarily, she would not give such a pasty pale man a second glance, whether he was the board spammer of the 2nd worst website ever made or not.

"I guess." Pao replied.

"I heard all about that mess with reddit. Sorry about all that."

"It's a shithole filled with circlejerking neckbeards anyway. I'm probably better off."

SFBE chuckled. "Looking for a job? I'm sure that 4ct's userbase would be more gentle."

>>3
ellen promptly put down her vodka

"want to get cucked?" she asked SFBE

his raging member grew so big she could see his almost-micro penis bulging through his pants

"i thought you'd never ask"

>>3
"No way!" Ellen replied. She was on her third drink and it did not take much to get her tiny body tipsy. "Your users are worse than mine ever were!"

SFBE chuckled some more. "Believe me, I know. But unlike your users, they didn't need me or a huge team in order to enjoy the website. They shit on each other and go out and shit on others on the Internet, but they don't need upvotes or downvotes to tell them what they should believe."

>>4
They went to Ellen's stylish apartment. Her husband was fucking his boyfriend in her room, so they adjourned to the guest room.

What would be your lasts words and last meal before getting executed

Then they all fucked the end.