I take the train to work every morning and I come up with names and stories for all the regulars, and I thought I'd share.

First up, is "the Chemist". I like to pretend that he's the chemist from inception, and that he is the one keeping the sleeping people on the train asleep. The sleeping people are then all in inception land fighting evil together. I sometimes join then.

Next is the bulldog lady. she looks like a bulldog. Nice thighs too.

The guy across from me was unwittingly put into dream land. Don't have a name for him, he's not there often.

The dude next to the last guy is a Vampire. I swear to fuck he looks like a vampire when his eyes are open, but i could see him in inception mode.

I see dead people