Last Friday, my girlfriend's ex-boyfriend was paroled.

The night before, my girlfriend asked me if it would be alright for him to crash at our place. I objected of course, but then she got really upset and started crying because I wasn't being supportive. They have a child together and she wanted her son to be able to spend some time with his father. I felt really conflicted because I have been filling in as the boys father for the past 3 years. I've taken him shopping for school clothes, I take him to school every morning and I've spent hundreds of hours helping him with his homework.

She went to go pick him up @ 7am. I called her around 12pm to ask her if she wanted to have lunch with me and it quickly became apparent that she was in the act of having sex while talking to me on the phone. I called her out for it and she didn't deny it. It sounded like she just dropped the phone on the floor. I listened to her get railed for as long as I could take it, but I eventually broke down in tears and hung up the phone.

Before I got off of work Friday afternoon, my girlfriend sent me a snapchat.

Of course, I'm furious about it. I've never been this angry. I went home to confront the man in my house and as soon as I saw him he grabbed me by the throat and pushed me into the corner of my foyer. He made it very clear that he was physically stronger than me, but he didn't strike me. He told me to go get him a beer. I looked at my girlfriend and she wouldn't make eye contact with me. After I got his beer and gave it to him, I spent all of last weekend listening to them fuck in my bedroom. They never stopped. 4 whole days of fucking non stop and she was extremely loud.

I think he's dealing drugs out of my house, now. If I call the cops, I could be charged with maintaining a dwelling for the distribution of narcotics and my house could be seized and auctioned. I inherited it from my late mother and it's paid for.

How do I get this guy out of my house?

Well first off >>1, you're a gigantic pussy for actually letting this go on for four days.

What you should do is call the police and get both your girlfriend and his ex boyfriend arrested, then hire a lawyer to press charges for being physically assaulted and for the drug problem. Honestly I don't think you will be charged for the distribution of narcotics since you aren't the one doing the distribution.

>>1
This is why they make guns.

You also generally have the right to KILL ANYONE who threatens your life in your own house and will not leave.

You can call the cops to do this or you can do it yourself. If you do nothing and let yourself be treated that way then you need to kill yourself instead.

>>1

After I got his beer and gave it to him,

That's where it became a troll. If anything like this happens to anybody, you call police immediately. Parole means if you fuck up even slightly, you go back in the cage.

>>1
dude,

(1) CALL the cops. Because you called the cops on him, if you get implicated in a crime, any lawyer could come with the defense that (1) as he's physically stronger than you, you were threatened into it (2) due to the emotional distress you were underneath, you were both in fear of the dude and distraught.

(2) Are you fucking retarded? For real? You refer to this woman that's being fucked as your girlfriend. So, just going on a guess here, but she's still your girlfriend? Are you for real? She's fucking her ex. I personally never have (nor will) get with someone with an ex they considered that serious, let alone a child; but on top of that, she's fucking someone else, in YOUR bed. and TEASING you about it. You can't be seriously putting up with this shit. Unless your a cuck, break up with this pathetic bitch ASAP.

You take care of her kid, she does this to you, and you still call her your girlfriend/haven't broke up with her...jesus.

Seriously, call the cops and say this ex con is living in your house uninvited and you think he is dealing drugs or something and you want him gone. Or, you could get a gun, and shoot him in the knee and tell him to get the fuck out of your place and if he doesn't shoot him in the head, then call the cops and make up a story about how he was threatening you. Also get the girl out of your place, seriously she is a piece of shit.

>>1
Sell house, don't tell them, leave the country.
Your whore of a girlfriend just castrated you with her douche of an ex, you're done, fuck her, fuck the house, fuck the kid. GET! THE! FUCK! OUT!

Either that, or you kill the fucker.

>>1
Sex is WRONG !
Sex is IMMORAL !
Sex should be BANNED and made ILLEGAL !

We need to change the world into '1984' and create 'anti-sex leagues'.
Only reproduction through IVF.
Anyone engaging in sex or anything sexual must be executed on the spot.

#AbstinanceOnly

>>1
I was in a similar situation OP, not getting cuckholded like some kind of faggot but I had to put up with an asshole who just got out of jail and was on parole.

What I did is I told him about a truck me and my friend Benny had hijacked the previous night that had a bunch of swag in it, TVs and shit. He was a greedy fuck so he was eager to get in on the action. I basically talked him into offering me to put the truck in his garage for a TV and a couple of points once it was fenced. Long story short, his parole officer came over for the unannounced visit and found the truck in his garage. I think it was the right thing to do

>>1
OP you have obviously never been to prison. If you need to take out a guy who is stronger than you or has a crew all you have to do his suck his dick. He'll let you, then you pop up and you cut him. How he going explain that? Some faggot was sucking his dick in the closet and cut him. He couldn't explain that!

You're a pussy, you deserve this. If he was stronger than you, fine. When you grabbed his beer you should of smashed it over his head, assert your dominance! But, you failed. Post your girls snap chat, I want a turn after her convict boyfriend.