As a feminist, I strongly believe you /lesser types/ (That means you, males) should ALWAYS respect women by putting the toilet seat down.

It is such a blatant misogynistic move to actually FORCE us Greater-types (Females, of course) to lift the seat up. By FORCING us into doing this and oppressing us with your lesserness, you are essentially RAPING us

Next time you leave the seat up, Im going to make sure EVERYBODY knows that you've just RAPED ME.

I cane here to laugh at you.