/lounge/, i haven't been laid in a year now. Or maybe it's been longer, lost track.

Problem is, I live in probably the worst town in this state to get laid. If not the worst, definitely the top ten.

I live in Coos Bay Or. If anyone has ever been here, the first thing they will notice is the abundance of land whales. I've never seen so many fatties who they think they are hot and in other place. Next to that, is the meth heads.

Between the whales and meth heads, they make up about 80% of the female population. Leaving only 20% that are fuckable. I'm also willing to bet that out of those 20%, maybe only 1-3% are single.

I'm a poor fuck, and the surround towns are not much better off on the pickings. The nearest town that has fuckable women, is over an hour away.

Leaving me not able to met them, let alone be able to go to that town enough times to met one.

So what the fuck do I do?

come to portugal

>>2
Shit, I wish I could take a vacation anywhere else right now. I've never had a vacation.

>>1
You life in the best ntown to get layed.
Landwhales and drug addicts are easy victims, even for people like you.

Isn't there a bunch of hot hipsters in Bandon?

>>4
yea, if you don't mind the smell of a fuck fucks pussy, or STDs...or having your house robbed by the meth heads.

>>4
This somewhat. The 1-3% girls consider OP a fucking neckbeard in a shithole town where it is hard to find a normal dude. Same shit different gender. OP better start holding some more realistic standards and start fishing in the whale pool.

>>5
no clue, never seen any. I met a few hippies, one was fucking hot and we clicked. But she was married.

>>9
Hmm, maybe you should move... to like Humboldt area or Eugene?

>>7
>>10
sadly, i could work another year and save everything left over after bills and still not have enough to leave the fucking state, let alone the country.

I love my job, but it pays shit.

>>11
been thinking about eugene. But I have nothing lined up, and would have to move in with my crazy mother untill I got my own place. Not sure if I could take it.

>>12
get another way to make money (sell drugs or something)

>>13
My only friend that lives there, is roomming with others, and he already told me there is no room to move in. So IDK what the fuck to do.

>>13
There is a homeless shelter in Florence....
Anything is better than Coos Bay. Why do you have to stay there?

>>14
trust me, been tempting. But the only drug I would sell would be weed, and that shit is super cheap atm. Plus we are about to make it legal.

>>16
Isn't florence nearly as bad as coos?

>>17
Do you even credit card scam mein niger?

>>18
Nah... Not as many methheads and whales... Just a lot of old people. But there is at least younger attractive girls roaming around and working the coffee drive through. In any case I live in Hawaii and haven't been laid in over a year...

>>20
Dude I haven't been laid in 5 years.
My dick is just for show now.

>>22
shut up or i fuck you in the ass like you like homosexual!! You faggots make me disgusted!!

>>23
Check 'em

>>24
I see your still a faggot just like you are in all your other threads.