1. Never fall in to the trap of smoking everyday. I don't care what your excuse is, all you're trying to do is recapture the original euphoria of the first dozen or two times you smoked.

2. Use weed in moderation. Wake & Bake is a sign of mental weakness, not how cool you are.

3. There are two strains of weed, Indica & Sativa. Indica is the most common. It's commonly associated with properties of mental & physical relaxation. This is why you get "hazed out" after 2 hours and just feel like sleeping. Sativa affects primarily the head, and makes one more energetic, euphoric & social. Sativa is the best in my opinion for groups of friends, parties and anywhere you want to remain active and not couchlocked.

4. If you reach a point in tolerance where you feel high for only 5 or 10 minutes followed by mental exhaustion, it's time for a tolerance break. Go at least 1 month without it and upon your return you will have a good time.

5. Unless you take a break for 2+ months, you will never feel as high as you were the first couple dozen times so stop thinking you will be.

I'm currently taking a break until the end of june (pretty much 2 months) and will be doing some nice quality sativa.

6. Vaporizing is the best way to go health & highwise. The volcano vaporizer is completely amazing and worth every dollar. If you are poor you can order the magic flight launch box vape for $140 and it comes with a free grinder. Spend $10-20 more for extra batteries and you can have a portable vape that gets you fucked without the bullshit.

Other veterans of /lounge/ should chime in with their advice to the newfriends.

Agree with most of that. (though an occasional wake and bake when you have a totally free day can be fun)

Only thing I'll add is that if you're going to mix weed and alcohol, start with the weed first. Starting to smoke after you've been drinking for a while is a good way to get the spins and feel like shit the rest of the night.

>>2
OP Here.

You are definitely right. I made the mistake last weekend of drinking a couple Olde English 800's with friends. Then a few hours in we did a big vape session. I drank too much. One second I'm sitting there having fun, the next my head is overwhelmed with spins.

Some people enjoy crunk and to each his own. My advice purely is if you're going to mix both, do what this guy suggested, or limit the drinking to the optimum buzz at the least.

Mental weakness

OP is a faggot who can't handle his shit
Just because itty bitty baby can't weed doesn't mean everyone else who can is as shitty as you

dabuddha vape is also a beautfull device OP,

use it all the time,

much better than smoking, makes the weed last much longer, and gets you higher,

also on a tolerance break for like 1 month, starting again in 2 or 3 weeks,

is it normal to wake up feeling sick? goes after 15 mins or so, or is that non related?

also i use my ABV (allready been vaped) weed as a replacement for tobaco if im going to make a splif, or blunt, or whatever you wanna call it,

because i dont smoke tobaco, using the abv is a good way to make the last of your weed go longer, or sometimes i just want to sit down with a spliff :D

Is OP seriously suggesting that I not smoke weed everyday?

You're all faggots who misattribute your own inadequesies to a meaningless activity.
Prolonged computer use is bad for your health. Protip from an experienced user of calculators.

use your own brain, kids

>>7
Inadequacies* lol

>>4
nigga you need to examine what you just said because you look like a mental retard.

>>5
Waking up sick seems to be something else. I've never had that happen to me.

>>7
I am a stoner (or have been) and what OP says is the truest thing I've read all month.

Smoking weed alters the brain-wave patterns for a while, and the brain can get addicted to those brain patterns. That's why weed is addictive, not phisiologically like tobacco but mentally like bad relationships.

Also, what I have discovered is that when I smoke at night, I don't dream, which indicates that in a certain way, the altered thought-processes of weed influence sleep, which in turns influences learning. That's why teenagers shouldn't smoke A LOT, since it can negatively affect concentration, memory and responsiveness, which are all signs of intelligence.

INB4 weed makes you dumber

It doesn't. But it looks like it.

What about coughing after taking a hit? I never cough because I control how much air and smoke goes into my lungs and get a good mix of air and smoke in my entire lungs, I never hit it to the point where I start coughing. My friends say coughing is a sign of a good hit. I think getting as much THC in my lungs as possible and holding it for as long as possible is a sign of a good hit.

>>1 God damn OP is a faggot stoner. If weed becomes legal down in the south, I hope i'm not around to see these hipster faggot stoners who think weed needs to be treated like opiates or coke. Look, I live is Louisiana, I wake up roll a blunt of some loud go with my day. Go to school and work, get off match with friends, smoke some blunts and bowls. I still get high af and I smoke everyday. If I want to wake up and dome a blunt to my noggin I can do so, its at my own discretion. I do have a high tolerance so dabs come into play when I feel like getting stoned off my ass. If I just want to feel a little somethin somethin then I smoke a bowl, simple as that. I agree with the vaporizers, but they are too damn expensive. How is a poor person going to spend 140$ to buy a vaporizer when its mainly for personal use, doesn't get you high as tits, you'll have left over weed from it, so your throwing away money, and it makes you look like a condescending asshole. Iv'e been smoking for 5 years and I go to a uni., i'm studying cyber engineering and minoring in math so I don't see how, "wake and bake is a sign of mental weakness". Weed is not bad, its the priorities of making weed over something more important. OP is a faggot and makes weed seem like crack.

>>11

Also, what I have discovered is that when I smoke at night, I don't dream, which indicates that in a certain way, the altered thought-processes of weed influence sleep, which in turns influences learning.

I've often found that weed induced fun thoughts and imagination time are the closest I get to dreaming when I'm on it regularly

So, when I get really high, I suddenly 'get' everything. I understand all that happens, mostly human interaction, I sense where certain phrases and movement patterns come from in peoples lives, e.g. someone saying "That's allright" in a way that they don't usually do, and I can see their dad saying that to them.. anyone else experience this?

How would you go about sending weed in the mAil? Hypothetical question of course

Take college seriously and just focus on yourself, don't care about other peoples needs

Also fuck the hottest chicks you can, and smoke weed!

>>11
This is true ive been smoking for 3 years straight and i could not remeber any dreams but ive been sober for 2 weeks now and ive been dreaming every night.

>>1

Other veterans of /lounge/ should chime in with their advice to the newfriends

yeah don't listen to "the advice guy" who talks about weed.
He's usually a dude that's smoked for a year or two and thinks he knows it all

i swear weed has an adverse effect on me.

When im sober im a lazy good for nothing piece of shit but when i get baked i think like "shit man i need a job." or "holy fuck your room is messy you fuckin slob clean it."

It wakes me up to the reality of my pathetic life

>>20

It wakes me up to the reality of my pathetic life
somehow this is a bad thing

Nigga get your shit together, weed can open and expand your mind, now don't be a retarded fuck and deal with your life.

Czech 'em

>>22
Posting shit you didn't need to

>>15
I've experienced this but you need to remember that you're only "getting" it because you're currently involved with a care-free meditative task. Generally if you just sat around and thought your thoughts you'd have the same feelings. Smoke just gets you to put down whatever you're currently digesting (tv/phone/work/food) and think introspectively. This is why most of these things affect you most when you're stoned...because you're finally doing next to nothing and your mind is free to entertain itself.
>>1
Agreed on Volcano. I quit using my MFLB after a few months because it's a fucking pain keeping your batteries topped off, they go bad over time. I bought the power adapter too and that just gets hot too fast. It feels cheap, the whole MFLB.

Once I got a volcano a few months ago it was completely different. This thing is clean, it's heavy, and you don't need a damn eagle eye to figure out if you're getting vapor, and there's no "slow sipping" shit you have to deal with. Just fill the bag and inhale to your pleasure. Hell, I just inhale sometimes and exhale into the bag when it's fresh.

I agree with the no smoking daily thing. I just make a rule to not smoke on work days.

Wish I could get sativa. But i'm vaping REGS in the volcano and it makes mexican brick weed taste good and gets you high on a very very low price.

Also, as a tip for others. If you're buying a bag a week or a few a month...just buy in bulk. If I had done this I would have saved a fuckin fortune over the years. And the stress of running out sucked too when I did that.

IF YOU ARE HAVING TROUBLE DREAMING:

You're not getting enough REM sleep. You need to start supplicating. I'd suggest a very low dose of melatonin. 1mg is recommended every night, I do 3mg since I'm a big fatty.

Alternatively, if you don't smoke before sleeping you won't have this problem. Don't smoke about 5 hours before bed and you should be able to get a nice REM cycle or two that night.

Don't be a pretentious fuck about what you're smoking or have smoked. Same goes for whatever device you use to smoke.

No one gives a fuck, and you aren't impressing anyone except other pieces of shit.

The amount you smoke does not correlate to your badassery either.

It's a fucking plant. If you cock suckers would treat it like one, maybe this shit wouldn't be an uphill battle and there'd be a lot less people bitching about idiot faggot stoners.