Americans would eat nigger shit if it was deep fried in bread crumbs and butter.

When you want to look at a girl's ass, look where she is about to walk to avoid being called creepy.

I'm going to be blunt. This is terrible, you should probably kill yourself.

Does anybody know where SFBE went, did he die?

Never expect something in return when doing something, and in the same token never do something simply because someone did something for you.

In the first sense, you shouldn't lend money to a friend, and expect them to loan you money any time you want, or even get paid back. Do it because you want to, and expect nothing in return.

In the second sense, never let someone manipulate you into doing something because they did something for you. If someone gives you a game, and then expects you to play the game with them continually, whenever they want, they're in essence buying your time.

Never, never, never, accept expensive gifts. Because more times than not, that person will hold it over you, and will try to use it as leverage for what they want.

Hey guys, did anyone else notice the warning sticker on their trooper armor?

"This suit is designed to guarantee you are fatally wounded if struck by blaster fire"

Doesn't that seem odd to anyone else?

هي صالة حقا حيث يجعل الشيطان قعادة؟