I'm sitting here listening to Pink Floyd while waiting for this French chick to add me on Facebook. What should I tell her when she adds me to make her mop my floors and beat my dick?

what the fuck is her problem? is she scared of penis or just retarded?

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You do realize the closest you could get to a woman's cunt is you on on your Occulus strapping one of those fleshlights onto your ipad and masturbating till your mum ask you to get out of her basement constantly reminding you how much of a waste of a human you are and you should have been a nigger in the africa dying while young.

fuck you and your skinny French slut who go for black cocks and go not like your bean looking benis

Your friend trolled you.
You poor soul.