Any ideas on how I can get this girl I'm talking with to stop talking about herself 24/7? Like seriously this bitch only talks about herself, it's doing my fucking head in.

You fucking dont. You just don't ok? You find someone else and bury that dick deep, option as deep as possible, but the worst part is once you have someone else you love at night....at night you will still sometimes dream of her and only time will blur her face and even then the vague thought will linger. So welcome to life.

K̵͔̬̜̞͇̤̥I̵̴͍͎̞̤͝͝Ļ̺͚̞̼̗̫̲̫̱͉͔͉L͔̹̖͖̘̺̹͓̙͕̜̜̯̩̻̱͓͖͢͡ ̶̷͏̩̻̳̥̭̀H̸̡̛̳̱͉͔̥̰̻̘̥̟̠̳̝̀̀E̢̛̫̺̻̫͈͇̗͖̹̖̟̦̳͔̟͘͜͟ͅR̴̵̢͕̩̫͍̦͠
͞҉͎̫̮̭͜K̸̢͎̥̲̟͍͎̻̗̜̻̣̤̼͘Í̷̧̠̦̼̙͙̖͖̱̥͞ͅĹ͎̱̙̙̠̯̪̻͙̬͠͡Ĺ̷̵̸͉̖͔͈͔͙̭̪̳̞̺͓̖̘͟ ̴̦̥̣̣͙̱ͅͅH̢̦̟̹̺̼̙͍̬̥̤̯̳͇̀͘͜͜È̵̵͎̺̫͓͈̲͖̣̯͉͘͞ͅR̴̙̙̟͉͍͎̙͇̠̙͇͚̫̤͈̹͍͝
̷͈͕͉̖̘̙̫̭͉̯̀̕͠K̶̴̤͚̻̗͙̻̗͖̥̬͡Í̧̢͙̰̠͜͟Ḻ̴̢̯̞̦̠̝͓̀͜L͏̛̬̭̜̥͙̮̖͔̞̼̖̦͕͙͟ ̛̳͔̪̗̖̟͉̼̜͖̳͎̤͎̙H̸̛͙̥̲̲͚͎̻̖͉̺́́ͅÉ̡̞̰͖̼͇̹̩̲͇͖̺̬̘͘͟R̸͢͞҉̪̻͉̦̯̖̝
̷̷̢͕̫͔̯̪̝͕̟͚͖̩̘̪̝̫͈̹̭Ķ̶̷͍͎͎̥̥͓̲̣̰͖͇̺̟I̵̢̛͙̦̞̺̫͎̖͉͎͈͙̱̦͍͓͉L̨҉̡̝̻͔̗̳̬͢͠Ĺ̷͓̺͍̯̝̖̭̲͍͉͖̭̦͍̰͜͞͞ ̶̶̷͙̠̦̻̳̞̳̻̮͎̮H͍̭̫͖͍̬̦̱͉͜͢͝E͏̗̞̺͔̙̥̯̘̠̪̙̹̕͠Ŕ̴̠̻̣̮̺͉̹̼̟̫̯͚̰̯̳̟͜͠
̢̧̳̲̖̻̼̗̰̠̯͙̜̰͇̭̀͜ͅK̴̷̵̥̹̰̲̪̞͙̥̩̤̀͜ͅI̶̯̤̩̪̟͝Ļ̸̫̝͓̖͙̳̩̗̙͈͎͓̺̖̀ͅḺ̷̨̬̣̳̲̜̤̭̠͘͜͠ ̸̡͇̮̻͖̤͙̩̣͇̬̳̲̦̦̻͈̕͡ͅḨ͖̝̼̥̠͕͉̠̭͍̕͞E̡̛͉͓͔̭̞̟̠̥̻̺͉͈̣͎̣͢R̵͙͎̜̗̮̬͙̳̙̦̣̜͕̥̰͝
̴̛̣̙͈̥͕̳̮̠͉͕͓̻̥͚͘͢Ḱ̡͖̹̫̥̻̻̻̪͔͎̠̦͔̪̫̭ͅI̗̣͉̩̰͇̤̺̤̘̩̠̘̥̲͇͎͜͜͝͡Ļ̪̲͔̳̣̪̳͔͔͈͍͍L̡̡̡̼̭͔͙͙̻̘͍̱͇̗̙͕̗̺̘̣͕̣̀͜ ̸̘̲̣͉͍̠̱̻̝̘̖̘͈̫̤͎̳͞K̀҉̷̹̫͚͓̯͈̥̕I̠̯̟̺̬͜͠L̴̢̗̳̳͚͉̱͍͓͓̠̳͜͠͡ͅĻ̵̝̪̺̥̗̠͙͈̜͕͓͚͘͘͢ ̵̶͓͔̱̺̬͓̘̭̙͔̟̮̺͎̲̖̣͟͟͝ͅH̛́҉͈͖̻̱̮̣̙͚̜̞̹̫̥Ȩ̸̨̫̭̪̗̀͠R̷̵̵̘̩͔̰̬̠̫̲̟͖͉̙̳̜͔͟ͅ
̛͔͕̗̗̝͟͠ͅK̨̥̪̲̪͜͢͠͞Í̴̛҉̶̬̰͚̟͕̺̙̘̤̜̻̠Ļ̶̛̩͙̙̺̻̼͖̠̹͜ͅL̶͟͟͠҉̹̲̜̥̤̮͍̻͓͇ ͏̡̧̛͖̲̼̻̯̙͉͖̰̥̫̬͇H̷̪̺̲͇̼̩͕̪̯̠͍͝Ḛ̢͉͙̤͚̜̤̯̱̗͠ͅR̴̢͎͍͚̪̺͚͔̘͡͝
҉̝̠̞͇̮̣̭̗͎Ḱ̡̨̥͔̗͓͎̳͚̬̣͚̟̼̮̭̲̳̬͝͞ͅI̯̗͖̣͕̣͍̫̤͎̙͕͎͈͕̬̮̥͠͞ͅL͏̢͓̙̤̣̦̰͘L̥̺̯͔̬̯̙̳̬̼̥̼̫̲͇͚̮͔̀͝͝͡ ͏̠̟͕̹͈̤̟̹͡Ḩ̶͓̠̜͘ͅE̵̘͔̠͉̙̠͖̯̣͉͚̖͈̳͕̼͘͡͞ͅṞ̸̷͍̘̪̝̞̩̻̩͈̖̪͚̬̰
̴̶̭̼͇̞̙͉̰͜͜͟K̵҉̡̠̬̦̥͕͉I̸̵̡̛̲̯͈̝̦͉̰̤̲̦̫̠̫̪̬͙̤̰̙͡L̢͓͇̦͕̘̪̥̥͍̕ͅL̵̢̡͉̺͕͍̪̞̬̙̰͓̘̲͇̳ ̢̫̼̘̟̞̫͈̖͖̙̖͟H͎̯̪̮̜͎͎̙͕͓̻̩̕͜͡͝ͅE̡̛̖̳̩̝̖͙͓͎̘͉̫̝͈̯͓̲̼R̴̳͉̻̠̜͙͈̪̠͚̦͢ͅ
̡̨͕̜̩̦̝̺̞̲̬̦͕͘͢K̳̩͇̲̩͚̮̟̥͙̹̞͈̬͍̹̫͔̀͜͢͟Í̳̺̞̞̼͓̦̞̥̬̯̮̝͘͠L̵̡̼͖̺̞̖̱̀́L̡̛̗̪͓̺̩͖̯̥̲̤̘̭͓ ͇͉͍̦̯̳̰̣̟̭̭͈͎̭̮͈̥̀͠͞ͅH͏̻͓̯̮̱̣̬̰͓̣͈́Ȩ̢̙̟̗͚͜Ŗ͚̬̫̯͎͔̮͔̪͇̻͔̘̖̩̀͞
̹̰̲̖̠́͠K̶̼̼̳̣̭̜̗͈̥̱̻̪̦̜̪̖̹͘I̷̸̧̜͔͕͍̣̬̘͘L̡̠͙̣̣̥͕̥̳̻̺͚͔͔͎͟͟L̸̸̵͈̟̪͍̀͝ ̷̢͎̞̫̘̱̥̞͔̟̘̟̭͘͜ͅH̴̸̵̙̦͔̼̮̮͔͔̗̘̦̞̟̹̞͚͖ͅÉ̴̸͍͙̞̙͈̀R̴̪̼͚̼̯͍͍̗̻̝̖͉̺͖̘̺͝ͅͅK̵̛͔͕̝̥͍͙̺͖̹̖̕͟ͅͅI͏̷̷̧̤̰͉͖̥̠͈̝̫͎̟̖͚̗͟L̟͈͔͎͍͓͝L̶̢̖͔͇̥̳̺̟͓̥ ̵̡̮͇̙̘̝͚͢H̲̩̺̺̠̻̳̫̣͓͇͠E̵̗̹̮̫̦͈̳̣͓̯̲̙̥̦̝͔̯͉͔͢R̴̴͎̼̙͟
̵͡͠͏̩͈̦͇̳̗K͈̫̦̤͚̘̳̫̳̲̫̬̲̞̹̮͓͘͡ͅͅI̸̵̧̘͉͇̮͇̝̭̳̭̯͔̪̜͖̯͓̻̜̼L̴҉̳̺̜͓̩̲͎̗́́͜L̦̯͉̝̖̗̟̱̬̞̥̕͟͟͡͡ ̛̙͓͈͇͓̝͓̰̻̬̱͘ͅͅH̢̛̬̬̱͇̯̙͔͕͙̀͠͠È̵̦̯̙̜̜͎̮̤̣̭̱͜R̸͎͎̠͓̯̫͉͢ͅͅ
̶̧̨͝͏̺̙͇̳̱̯̞̩͙̫̲̻͖͚̳̩̞͈ͅK̷̴͡҉̱̫̜̘̠̲̲͉̖̝̟͚̗̟̪̗̫ͅͅÌ͔͚͓̱͕̬̜͜L̡̻̥̭̮͇̩̗͖̥̣̼̥̳̙͎̮͘ͅL̴͔͙̣͉͈̀ͅ

Girlfriends are annoying as fuck. Just find some sluts you can get drunk and party with. And fuck of course.

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Women are completely irrational. It could have been a million things. Had the same thing sort of happen a couple of weeks ago. Brought a girl home and banged. She mentioned before we got started she had a hard time getting off. I made made her cum. We text on and off for a couple of days. She texts me at night asking to come over. "Yeah, come on over". "On my way"

Never heard from her again. I know women are flaky but this shit is getting out of hand.