I banged this fucking retarded Southern redneck bitch (tautology) once. She was REALLY easy to get in the sack, even though most of the night she couldn't shut the fuck up about her church. lol! She kept going on and on against "librul whoors", but wound up sucking my dick in the parking lot after only an hour of talking, and since she wasn't on birth control let me blow my load up her ass.

God what a skank she was, but what the hell. I was stuck in that southern shit hole state for a month, so I might as well get laid.