My day so far:

Slept in, deep cleaned my apartment for girl I met on tinder to come over and listen to music, waited for her to get out of class, she got called into work, said she'd get off at 9, and then her phone died or something. Idk I know she's into me but its been 4 hours with no response from her. Maybe she just passed out who cares I've already kissed her and I know she wants me. I feel good about doing something with my day, even though all I've done for 5 hours is browse chan sites. Anyways, how about you, anon?

>>1
Its going alright. Kinda bored, got seasons 1-3 of jackass on the way. Got 1 smoke left then I am out and got to find some shekels together for more. I kinda feel empty though, not sad or depressed just nothing. Lately the smallest thing will make me mad as fuck. I need another job soon.

I dumped my grill today I found out she was with her x on the weekend so it's over

>>1

Slept all day
Watched Cartoons
Ate a shitload of candy
Jacked off to some god tier brazzers
Played XB1
Picked up an escort using the Lambo
Fucked
Smoked a pure sativa weed strain (my dealer grows it especially for me)
Devoured some magic mushrooms
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Called up my broker to see how I could invest my inheritance

S/N: I'm 27 and I do this everyday I haven't worked a day in my life since I inherited all my fathers money (he was worth like 75 million) and I put my mom in a home (old cunt).

P.S. Fuck you, I will greentext if i want!

>>4
can I have 100 grand to buy some land and build a cabin?

>>5
Fuck no, work you piece of garbage. It's not my fault you and your ancestors were all peasants.

>>6
fair enough.

>>8
I feel like you need to learn how to use fucking commas and punctuation marks correctly, you dumbshit.

>>9
Nobody cares you fucking faggot.